Neighbours who do crap things and defy any notions of decency and/or common sense.
Currently live next to a pair of grade A pissgoblins that have arguements which last over 5 hours long. They do this in their living room which backs onto our living room, and the walls are really thin.
Half the time they follow up a row with XTREMely loud shag-of-the-year marathons (also in their living room!). I left our flat once and they had their front door wide fucking open for some reason, and I could hear the sounds of her getting boned echoing around me as I ran down the stairwell.
Then they go quiet for a few weeks, but inevetibly start back up again. It’s never so bad we feel the need to tell our landlords and we’re not able to just knock on the door and say “please no rowing no shagging”. Meaning we’re trapped in this wax on wax off existence of a repeating neighbour angry sex ouroborous.
Granted, listening to the arguements was initially fun - See evidence A:
Please either post someway for me to fix this, or post stories about your shit neighbours, be they current or historical. Maybe we can even start some Strangers On A Train bullshit and make eachother’s lives a little easier.