Neighbours who do crap things and defy any notions of decency and/or common sense.
Currently live next to a pair of grade A pissgoblins that have arguements which last over 5 hours long. They do this in their living room which backs onto our living room, and the walls are really thin.
Half the time they follow up a row with XTREMely loud shag-of-the-year marathons (also in their living room!). I left our flat once and they had their front door wide fucking open for some reason, and I could hear the sounds of her getting boned echoing around me as I ran down the stairwell.
Then they go quiet for a few weeks, but inevetibly start back up again. Itâs never so bad we feel the need to tell our landlords and weâre not able to just knock on the door and say âplease no rowing no shaggingâ. Meaning weâre trapped in this wax on wax off existence of a repeating neighbour angry sex ouroborous.
Granted, listening to the arguements was initially fun - See evidence A:
Please either post someway for me to fix this, or post stories about your shit neighbours, be they current or historical. Maybe we can even start some Strangers On A Train bullshit and make eachotherâs lives a little easier.
Iâm not sure if youâre aware, or if the boards are aware, but my neighbour built a summerhouse that stares directly into my kitchen, so I installed high trellis at great expense to myself.
In case there is still any debate as to who is the bigger prick, this neighbour has numerous cars with personalised number plates
He was obviously lying through his teeth for some incomprehensible reason but I knew Dean One was legimitely called Dean because he had his name tattooed on his knuckles
Last spotted having had their door kicked down by the police. I hope they are well
Maybe they were the âDean brothersâ - sound like the types who would try and convey some sort of faux gangster type image.
I love your post btw - so short yet raises so many questions - the terrapin situation ? wth are nintendo pills? Probably best just to leave it in your past though by the sounds of it.
Had five different sets of upstairs neighbours at my old place who were mostly fine save for their shared love of the acoustic guitar and what seemed like the same indie hits 2006 songbook. The last lot sublet to a Chinese student who managed to flood the entire flat and, by association, ours but as she didnât tunelessly belt out Sheâs So Lovely 3 times a night she was probably my favourite.
Noisy cunts next door. But itâs not loud music or arguments or anything you could raise with them and still seem like a reasonable human being - they just shout as their normal speaking volume. I donât think either of them are hard of hearing, theyâre just the kind of inconsiderate cunts whoâll have a whole conversation when one of themâs inside and the otherâs at the bottom of the garden.
I know this seems petty but itâs fucking CONSTANT the entire time theyâre home, from when they get up at 6 each morning. Thereâs a student house on the other side of us and we get far less noise from them.
My neighbours upstairs have very loud sex once a week (she is very loud). To be honest though, it doesnât sound real â sheâs definitely trying to convince him she didnât cheat on him with Scott (for example).
We find it very funny. Also, itâs only once a week. Come on guys.
yeah wtf?