Shit social media things #132

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#1

posting stuff on instagram with that Boomerang app. utterly pointless and irritating, and possibly a bit needy.


#2

one of my friends is now doing face boomerangs which are kind of brilliant as they’re so close to being bang on but have little ticks that give it away


#3

FTFY


#4

FTFTTFTFY


#5

Found a photo (on instagram) someone I don’t really know took in the pub on saturday and my mates and I were in the corner of said shot on a different table, someone had commented “nihilists in the corner”. It was weird, didn’t have the guts to comment on it.


#6

I’ve no idea wtf you lot are talking about, but today on LinkedIn I saw a photo of two cunts in business attire posing for one of those “jumping in the air” shot from below photos that you’d normally see you used for engagements/weddings between cunts, but to celebrate some no-mark work pseudo-achievement.

It irked me.


#7

typical nihilist


#8

Not really


#9

It’s always emailing me to hassle me to congratulate relatives in the US I didn’t even recall adding on their “work anniversary”. Do you think they’ll be annoyed that I haven’t sent them cards?


#10

it’s definitely been covered but I really can’t stand these fake onion satirical news sites. daily mash, newsthump; invariably shit and unfunny but constantly liked on my wall


#11

#12

Were you all wearing black turtlenecks?


#13

something deeply diamond-spade-death about celebrating a ‘work anniversary’


#14

Probably. Cards are a sham, anyway.


#15

quite like them tbh. or more accurately i enjoy the headline while the articles themselves usually go on too long and spoil the joke a bit.


#16

UTI


#17

JONATHAN PIE goes off on EPIC RANT and exposes the TRUTH THE MEDIA DOESN’T WANT YOU TO HEAR


#18

State of Flea.


#19

There was a lot of black involved yeah. It really irked one of the gals I was with just because it was complete strangers commenting on us in a bit of a sly way and I guess I agree.


#20

He looks like the bastard child of Wayne Rooney and Charlie Adam.

This is now the football thread.

UTI