Shit things that need to be fixed

Whoever invented the lids of 4 or 6 pinters which means that they leak if stored on their side when opened.

Sort it out!

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Pretty sure they grow that way

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Washing line in the garden has gone slack, if you know what I mean

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With a double retractable minky you will find the solution.

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Are umbrellas really still the go to tool for rain saturation prevention? Can’t even take a bit of wind. Shit. Sort it out

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Umbrellas - flimsy, can’t stop sideways rain
Waterproof jacket - will ruin hair

We need a solution that sits above the head but keeps it dry and is strong

Also waterproof jackets make you look like a massive Theo.

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A brilliant dad and nice friend?

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Can’t believe that in the year of our lord 2020 it’s still possible to get a dead leg. Surely we should have evolved past this by now.

“Sorry to bother you mate, got a quick question about setting up a new LAN network and-”
“Don’t know anything about that, sorry”
“Oh…right. I just thought, y’know…the jacket…”

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Astronaut-style helmet + waterproof jacket.

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car/bus?

“Just popping to the cornershop! Want anything?”
“Careful Barry, it’s absolutely cunting it down.”
“Don’t worry, I’m taking my bus”

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They need to start creating seedless mangos, like they already have for grapes.

Imagine how amazing a mango would be if it was all just delicious sweet fruit?

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See also: hitting your funny bone and other nerves that are in exposed locations.

Surely we should have evolved past nerves and be wireless by now anyway.

Toenails

  • Need em
  • A pointless bit of extra admin

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My heart

Will go on

everything about the process of doing laundry. fucking shit

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Oh god it’s SO BORING

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