Will go on
everything about the process of doing laundry. fucking shit
Oh god it’s SO BORING
Hanging out laundry on the line is an absolute joy!
Not for me it isn’t. Droops to the floor
With a double retractable minky you will find the solution.
Fucking Widow Twankey up here
That’s what they ask when you get house insurance: ‘you got window twankeys’.
I’ve edited now so your joke no longer really works
That is very kind of you.
or a member of Autechre
‘resealable’ pasta and rice packets
Surely we have the technology to make them not completely slit in half every time.
Capitalism
POTD
Also biscuit packets. What the shit is going on with them.
He wrote Window first up and made a complete fool of himself!
I think I’ve said it before but it’s absolutely RIDICULOUS that it’s possible to need a wee AND be thirsty at the same time.
What about shit and hungry or are you cool with that?
Yeah because poo is basically just waste - nothing good in there - whereas your wee is mainly water.
Noted.
