#25

That’s what they ask when you get house insurance: ‘you got window twankeys’.

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#26

I’ve edited now so your joke no longer really works

#27

That is very kind of you.

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#28

or a member of Autechre

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#29

‘resealable’ pasta and rice packets

Surely we have the technology to make them not completely slit in half every time.

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#30

Capitalism

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#31

POTD

#32

Also biscuit packets. What the shit is going on with them.

#33

He wrote Window first up and made a complete fool of himself!

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#34

I think I’ve said it before but it’s absolutely RIDICULOUS that it’s possible to need a wee AND be thirsty at the same time.

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#35

What about shit and hungry or are you cool with that?

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#36

Yeah because poo is basically just waste - nothing good in there - whereas your wee is mainly water.

#37

Noted.

#38

HOT SALE

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#39

This, but cherries :cherries:

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#40

Ironing :expressionless: So shit at it, can’t see how I will ever be good at it.

got ten million shirts I never wear because of this.

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#41

Coronavirus

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#42

ironing and ironing boards are a fucking joke. shit stupid shapes that don’t work, ooh i have to rotate this at en exact 73 degree angle on a shit piece of board to do it right. fuck off.

oh ffs witches

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#43

Serie A

#44

I hate ironing so much, have evolved my wardrobe, dryer usage and storage technique to the point where I rarely need to iron anything and still have wrinkle free clothes

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