Shit things that need to be fixed

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Hanging out laundry on the line is an absolute joy!

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Not for me it isn’t. Droops to the floor

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With a double retractable minky you will find the solution.

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Fucking Widow Twankey up here :fu:

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That’s what they ask when you get house insurance: ‘you got window twankeys’.

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I’ve edited now so your joke no longer really works

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That is very kind of you.

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or a member of Autechre

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‘resealable’ pasta and rice packets

Surely we have the technology to make them not completely slit in half every time.

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Capitalism

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POTD

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Also biscuit packets. What the shit is going on with them.

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He wrote Window first up and made a complete fool of himself!

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I think I’ve said it before but it’s absolutely RIDICULOUS that it’s possible to need a wee AND be thirsty at the same time.

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What about shit and hungry or are you cool with that?

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Yeah because poo is basically just waste - nothing good in there - whereas your wee is mainly water.

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Noted.

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HOT SALE

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This, but cherries :cherries:

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Ironing :expressionless: So shit at it, can’t see how I will ever be good at it.

got ten million shirts I never wear because of this.

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