SHITPOSTING

live from the great things thread

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As you wish.

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I donā€™t know of this is shit posting or just great.

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Absolutely incredible

Canā€™t believe 4 people sacrificed their eyesight to read it.

Utterly, utterly done by this

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I can already tell this thread will be everything I want from life

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Just think how much more success @ma0sm would have had with his ā€œThings in Social Mediaā€ thread if he had simply called it ā€œSHITPOSTINGā€

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Theyā€™re different things

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And yet the content thus far is very similar

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If thatā€™s what you conclude, then I donā€™t know what else to say

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They are. And not only that, the ā€˜Things Posted On Social Mediaā€™ thread is massively underused.

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Deserves a quiet night

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Think we should add a firm No Critique rule to a shitposting thread, defeats the object.

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[Intro: Chilli]
Oh-oh

[Verse 1: Chilli]
Critique is a guy that thinks heā€™s fly
And is also known as a busta
Always talkinā€™ 'bout what he wants
And just sits on his broke ass, so

[Pre-Chorus: Chilli]
No, I donā€™t want your number
No, I donā€™t wanna give you mine and
No, I donā€™t wanna meet you nowhere
No, donā€™t want none of your time and

[Chorus: Chilli & T-Boz]
No, I donā€™t want no critique
Critique is a guy that canā€™t get no love from me
Hanginā€™ out the passenger side of his best friendā€™s ride
Trying to holla at me
I donā€™t want no critique
Critique is a guy that canā€™t get no love from me
Hanginā€™ out the passenger side of his best friendā€™s ride
Trying to holla at me

[Verse 2: Chilli]
Well critique checkinā€™ me, but his game is kinda weak
And I know that he cannot approach me
ā€˜Cause Iā€™m lookinā€™ like class and heā€™s lookinā€™ like trash
Canā€™t get witā€™ a deadbeat ass, so

[Pre-Chorus: Chilli]
No, I donā€™t want your number
No, I donā€™t wanna give you mine and
No, I donā€™t wanna meet you nowhere
No, donā€™t want none of your time

[Chorus: Chilli & T-Boz]
No, I donā€™t want no critique
Critique is a guy that canā€™t get no love from me
Hanginā€™ out the passenger side of his best friendā€™s ride
Trying to holla at me
I donā€™t want no critique
A scrub is a guy that canā€™t get no love from me
Hanginā€™ out the passenger side of his best friendā€™s ride
Trying to holla at me

[Bridge: Chilli]
If you donā€™t have a car and youā€™re walkinā€™
Oh, yes son, Iā€™m talkinā€™ to you
If you live at home with your momma
Oh, yes son, Iā€™m talkinā€™ to you (Baby)
If you have a shorty that you donā€™t show love
Oh, yes son, Iā€™m talkinā€™ to you
Wanna get with me with no money
Oh no, I donā€™t want no
No critique
No critique, no, no
No critique, no, no, no, no
No critique, no, no

[Chorus: Chilli & T-Boz]
No, I donā€™t want no critique
Critique is a guy that canā€™t get no love from me
Hanginā€™ out the passenger side of his best friendā€™s ride
Oh, trying to holla at me
I donā€™t want no critique (No)
Critique is a guy that canā€™t get no love from me
Hanginā€™ out the passenger side of his best friendā€™s ride
Trying to holla at me (Yeah)

[Chorus: Chilli & T-Boz]
I donā€™t want no critique
Critique is a guy that canā€™t get no love from me
Hanginā€™ out the passenger side of his best friendā€™s ride
Trying to holla at me
I donā€™t want no critique
Critique is a guy that canā€™t get no love from me
Hanginā€™ out the passenger side of his best friendā€™s ride
Trying to holla at me

[Chorus: Chilli & T-Boz]
I donā€™t want no critique
Critique is a guy that canā€™t get no love from me
Hanginā€™ out the passenger side of his best friendā€™s ride
Trying to holla at me
I donā€™t want no critique
Critique is a guy that canā€™t get no love from me
Hanginā€™ out the passenger side of his best friendā€™s ride
Trying to holla at me

[Chorus: Chilli & T-Boz]
I donā€™t want no critique
Critique is a guy that canā€™t get no love from me
Hanginā€™ out the passenger side of his best friendā€™s ride
Trying to holla at me
I donā€™t want no critique
Critique is a guy that canā€™t get no love from me
Hanginā€™ out the passenger side of hisā€¦

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