Shittest deserts


#1

Gobi, for me.


#2

Fruit crumble.


#3

Crummble.


#4

Deserts that aren’t really deserts but like technically are? because desert doesn’t mean sandy dry place?

Get fucked.


#5

“Ooo… Dungeness is actually a desert too…”

If if doesn’t have camels and those lizards that stand on two legs, it doesn’t count.


#6

Who’s gunna be the first person to pretend the Sahara’s shit for indie points?


#7

ANTARCTICA


#8

#9

Antarctica. Ooh look at me all big and white and full of penguins. Fuck off mate, you’re just loads of ice and half of that is leaving you. Melty twat.


#10

Never cared for the Atacama.

“Largest supply of sodium nitrate in the world”. Not for me, Clive.


#11

^ Does not suffer from bipolar disorder.


#12

(ant)arctic roll

(sort of works)


#13

jeez


#14

The Namib Desert. You’re right next to the bloody Atlantic Ocean and yet you claim to have some of the driest areas on earth? Pull the other one.