Shittest deserts

Gobi, for me.

Fruit crumble.

Crummble.

Deserts that aren’t really deserts but like technically are? because desert doesn’t mean sandy dry place?

Get fucked.

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“Ooo… Dungeness is actually a desert too…”

If if doesn’t have camels and those lizards that stand on two legs, it doesn’t count.

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Who’s gunna be the first person to pretend the Sahara’s shit for indie points?

ANTARCTICA

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Antarctica. Ooh look at me all big and white and full of penguins. Fuck off mate, you’re just loads of ice and half of that is leaving you. Melty twat.

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Never cared for the Atacama.

“Largest supply of sodium nitrate in the world”. Not for me, Clive.

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^ Does not suffer from bipolar disorder.

(ant)arctic roll

(sort of works)

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jeez

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The Namib Desert. You’re right next to the bloody Atlantic Ocean and yet you claim to have some of the driest areas on earth? Pull the other one.