Shittest desserts


#1

Fruit crumble. It’s never sweet enough, the fruit is usually far too tart. It’s fine as a custard delivery means but that’s literally it.


#2

Gobi


#3

“Selection of fruit”

Fuck off, that’s not pudding.


#4

panacotta. So bland.
Cranachan. So tart.
Fruit salad. So fruit. Who the fuck wants a salad for pudding? Nobody, apart from possibly anorexics.


#5

Cheese board.


#6

you fucking cunt


#7

Nailed it Epsinho, apple pie/crumble is the absolute fucking pits. Awful tackle.


#8

Greatest of minds :grin:


#9

Oh yeah sure, doesn’t count. Neither does fruit cocktail, which is what that they always give you on a set menu if you’re non-dairy.


#10

Yup. Categorically not a dessert IMO.


#11

Anything with booze in it; rum baba, tiramisu etc.


#12

:heavy_plus_sign: £2

FUCK OFF, MATE!


#13

a good crumble is a lovely, lovely thing. It’s just that the ratio of bad:good is so ridiculous that only a complete mug would order one


#14

Loads of the really old school English ones that you’d get in a Toby Carvery.

Bread and butter pudding, Spotted dick, trifle with loads of sherry in it, Black Forest Gateau.


#15

'er indoors is obsessed with making blackberry crumble at the minute. Obsessed. She picks the blackberries from the brambles behind the garage then makes a crumble most nights.

She’s taken two big trays of the stuff into work today. TWO.


#16

Trifle. Trifle can fuck right off. What’s worse than soggy sponge? Soggy sponge that has been soaked in booze that’s what. Absolutely awful.


#17

That’s very well-meaning and kind of her, you’re a lucky man.


#18

Yeah cheese board as dessert - awesome.

£3 supplement - absolutely not awesome.

Pretty sure that supplement is a total con and is 100% profit.


#19

Love a good rhubarb crumble.

Never really been a fan of crème brûlée.


#20

I generally wouldn’t have a crumble at restaurant/pub.

But I do enjoy a homemade crumble with rhubard from the garden.