I don’t like cheese, so cheese is a shit dessert.
When I say this I obviously mean I’ll eat a pizza and a cheeseburger and whatever the fuck but I’m not about to nosh off a stinking bishop or pretend to enjoy some mould.
Also Tiramisu is hugely overrated. Wet sponge? YES PLEASE.
Christmas pudding’s a complete waste of everyone’s time
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So, 4 posts for us to hit absolute wrongness.
Aye, cheese as a dessert is awful innit, I completely agree.
ynot
21 August 2017 09:40
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Absolutely hate the stuff.
Lemon posset
‘Oooo! It’s delights are SOOOOOO subtle!’
It’s lemon-flavoured cream mate.
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It’s actually delicious but, admittedly, it’s an absurd thing to serve after an enormous roast.
but with added shortbread! I love a good posset.
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I thought I hated it (and fruit cake) for years until I tried some recently, and now I really like it.
weird, huh?
That’s why it’s so great - it’s basically a sneaky way to have something approaching another main course
Fruit Cake = good
Christmas Pudding = ungood
gimme a stollen any day
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ynot
21 August 2017 09:42
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Worst : Tiramasu
Best: Banoffee Pie
Posset is lovely and refreshing, and an absolute piece of piss to make and keep in the fridge. Perfect if you’re entertaining guests, and your starter or main is a bit of a faff to prepare.
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Cheddar cheese with christmas cake
An absolute taste sensation, really enjoyable
I have the tastebuds of an infant
It’s meant to be Wensleydale you fucking moron
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Yeah @anon32406580 is bang on. Stick that lemon-flavoured cream with a GBOB (great bunch of biscuit) and I’m in heaven.
Needs to be just the right viscosity mind.
profk
21 August 2017 09:43
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