Shittest desserts

I don’t like cheese, so cheese is a shit dessert.

When I say this I obviously mean I’ll eat a pizza and a cheeseburger and whatever the fuck but I’m not about to nosh off a stinking bishop or pretend to enjoy some mould.

Also Tiramisu is hugely overrated. Wet sponge? YES PLEASE.

All of them.

Christmas pudding’s a complete waste of everyone’s time

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Aye, cheese as a dessert is awful innit, I completely agree.

Absolutely hate the stuff.

Lemon posset

‘Oooo! It’s delights are SOOOOOO subtle!’

It’s lemon-flavoured cream mate.

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It’s actually delicious but, admittedly, it’s an absurd thing to serve after an enormous roast.

everyone out.

but with added shortbread! I love a good posset.

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I thought I hated it (and fruit cake) for years until I tried some recently, and now I really like it.

weird, huh?

That’s why it’s so great - it’s basically a sneaky way to have something approaching another main course

Fruit Cake = good
Christmas Pudding = ungood

gimme a stollen any day

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Worst : Tiramasu
Best: Banoffee Pie

stale bread with jam on

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Posset is lovely and refreshing, and an absolute piece of piss to make and keep in the fridge. Perfect if you’re entertaining guests, and your starter or main is a bit of a faff to prepare.

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Cheddar cheese with christmas cake

  • An absolute taste sensation, really enjoyable
  • I have the tastebuds of an infant

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SBWJO?

It’s meant to be Wensleydale you fucking moron

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Yeah @anon32406580 is bang on. Stick that lemon-flavoured cream with a GBOB (great bunch of biscuit) and I’m in heaven.

Needs to be just the right viscosity mind.

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