Shittest lyrics of all time


#1

is obviously number one but can we get a top 5 going?


#2

I always found this lyric a little troubling:

I don’t care who you are
Where you’re from
What you did
As long as you love me


Sunkist is back
#3

She’s pretty, a fitty
She’s got a boyfriend though and that’s a pity
She’s flirty, turned thirty
And that’s the age a girl gets really dirty


#4

Surely Des’Ree is up there? (Life)


#5

#6

Just came in to post this:

I don’t want to see a ghost,
It’s the sight that I fear most,
I’d rather have a piece of toast,
Watch the evening news.


#7

Always loved this Chris Cornell classic from Exploder by Audioslave

There was a man who had a face that looked a lot like me
I saw him in the mirror and I fought him in the street
Then when he turned away, I shot him in the head
Then I came to realize, I had killed myself


#8

Life by Des’Ree

  • Bad lyrics
  • Fine lyrics

0 voters


#9

Partners in crime, we’ll never do time,
A sentence for us has to end in a rhyme!
Raw, and pure like sushi, don’t try to do me,
Use me, or even try to sue me!
We lay down the law, we’re quick on the draw,
We played it, we made it, the rest don’t score,
No jokes, no messin’, we’ll teach you a lesson,
A state of confusion to keep you all guessin’

So many lyrics we keep 'em in stores,
We’ve even got 'em coming out of our pores!
Your father, your mother, your sister, your brother,
Everyone’s got to be an AKA lover!


#10

If we turn, turn, turn, turn
And if we turn, turn, turn, turn
Then we might learn
Turn, turn, turn, turn
Turn, turn, turn
And if we turn, turn, turn, turn
Then we might learn
Learn to turn


#11

As I chickety check check check you out
On the floor you move like a snake
Hissin’ what am I missin’
Gimme the hump gimme the hump
Slow kissin’ sharp as a razor
I wanna amaze you
Burn like a lazer
Pick up start up
Straight up if you’re fed up
Get get I won’t let up


#12

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year


#13

Or

So, now, now, now, now, now if you sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing
For the love you bring won’t mean a thing
Unless you sing, sing, sing, sing
Ah baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing
For the love you bring won’t mean a thing
Unless you sing, sing, sing, sing


#14

“She got a big booty, so I call her Big Booty.”


#15

98% of lyrics are bad


#16

always hated:

And I met a girl
She asked me my name
I told her what it was

from yr man razorlight. dunno why that bit in particular grates on me so much, but it does.


#17

actually wait there’s one that’s miles worse than all the rest innit:

"Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that’s why they call it window pain."


#18

Quite a lot to choose from off the top of my head but this recent Stereophonics single is really fucking painful:

One o’clock in the morning
And I’m leaving from the club
My friends are having a party
Kind of feel I’ve had enough
At two o’clock in the morning
Sure I’m at their party house
I meet the roommate getting some water
She got a baby in her stomach
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Three o’clock in the morning
We hear a scream above the sounds
Looks like the baby in her belly
Thinks it’s time to come on out
Four o’clock in the morning
I’m driving all over the road
I swerve a dog on the high street
And crash into the post
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
She can’t wait any longer
I got to help her come into the world
The police try to arrest us
But then they see the baby girl
Five o’clock in the morning
I’m drinking coffee on the ward
I take a walk in to see her
Tells me 'bout the dad that took off
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
All in one night
All in one night
Six o’clock in the morning
And now we’re twenty-two months along
She ask me to be the daddy
And get married when it snows
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
All in one night
All in one night
All in one night
All in one night, one night
All in one night
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oh oh
Oh oh oh oh oah oh
Oh oh oh oh oah oh


#19

“Unforgettable, unsubmittable/I go by N now, just one syllable”

Nas was already one syllable, Nas


#20

Yeah I’m not one for grammatical pedanticism but that song’s called Somewhere Else and the chorus goes

“Really really wish I could be somewhere else
Somewhere else
Somewhere else, than here”

Should be “Somewhere Other” shouldn’t it. Cunt.