#126

But that’s not how it goes.

The lyric is

200 degrees, that’s why they call me mr fahrenheit
I’m travelling at the speed of light

The Mr Fahrenheit is linked to the 200 degrees, travelling at light speed is a separate claim. He’s implying no correlation and you should apologise immediately.

2 Likes
#127

this was almost certainly a note from @meths

#129

One In A Million by Guns n Roses.

Shit lyrics, offensive lyrics and absolutely fuck Axl Rose.

2 Likes
#130

we’re heading for Venus.
maybe you’re seen us?

1 Like
#131

Oh my.

#132

This is obviously horrible all over, but I’m really irked at the geographic incorrectness of this

#134

:face_vomiting: urrrghhhhhhh :face_vomiting:

1 Like
#135

Ah fuck. I’ve got two Lexuses (Lexi?), no mean feat considering that they’re not widely sold in Texas. No Oriental lover for me.

#136

But Mr Fahrenheit doesn’t suggest an unusually high temperature either. Mr Hot, yes, but Mr Generic Measurement?

#137

He starts to shake he starts to cough
Just like the old man in that famous book by Nabakov

My three ages of above lyric appreciation.

12 to 17 : Lyrics are crap.
18 to 22 : Lyrics are deep. Sting is so clever and literary. He elevates pop music.
22 to now : Lyrics are crap.

#138

how did you feel between the ages of 17 and 18

#139

that New Order football one too

#140

That’s fair criticism, cheers.

#141

Obstacle 1 by Interpol is an absolute banger, but

Her stories are boring and stuff
She’s always calling my bluff

is objectively the worst rhyme ever written.

#142

Interpol are the absolute epitome of the band who tell on the supposed profundity of some of their lyrics with the rest of their lyrics.

3 Likes
#143

Correct answer is : Bonehead’s Bank Holiday by Oasis.

#144

To be honest it’s not even really that hot. The line should read “200 degrees, that’s why they call me annoyingly not quite hot enough to make a cup of tea.”

#145

Can anything beat the classic Razorlight bon mot of:

I met a girl, she asked me my name.
I told her what it was.

Sheer banality, this generation’s Dylan!

1 Like
#146

good one

#147

It is one of my favourite bits of stupid