we’re heading for Venus.
maybe you’re seen us?

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Oh my.

This is obviously horrible all over, but I’m really irked at the geographic incorrectness of this

:face_vomiting: urrrghhhhhhh :face_vomiting:

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Ah fuck. I’ve got two Lexuses (Lexi?), no mean feat considering that they’re not widely sold in Texas. No Oriental lover for me.

But Mr Fahrenheit doesn’t suggest an unusually high temperature either. Mr Hot, yes, but Mr Generic Measurement?

He starts to shake he starts to cough
Just like the old man in that famous book by Nabakov

My three ages of above lyric appreciation.

12 to 17 : Lyrics are crap.
18 to 22 : Lyrics are deep. Sting is so clever and literary. He elevates pop music.
22 to now : Lyrics are crap.

how did you feel between the ages of 17 and 18

that New Order football one too

That’s fair criticism, cheers.

Obstacle 1 by Interpol is an absolute banger, but

Her stories are boring and stuff
She’s always calling my bluff

is objectively the worst rhyme ever written.

Interpol are the absolute epitome of the band who tell on the supposed profundity of some of their lyrics with the rest of their lyrics.

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Correct answer is : Bonehead’s Bank Holiday by Oasis.

To be honest it’s not even really that hot. The line should read “200 degrees, that’s why they call me annoyingly not quite hot enough to make a cup of tea.”

Can anything beat the classic Razorlight bon mot of:

I met a girl, she asked me my name.
I told her what it was.

Sheer banality, this generation’s Dylan!

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good one

It is one of my favourite bits of stupid

i know because you this’d it when i posted it up there^

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Ah, I am a fool

:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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