Shittest lyrics of all time


#21

So come on baby, won’t you show some class
Why do you have to move so fast?
We don’t have to take our clothes off
To have a good time
Oh no
We could dance and party all night
And drink some cherry wine, oh

just for the cherry wine choice of drink really - who drinks cherry wine? No one that’s who


#22

Canned Heat, Going Up The Country has;

I’m goin’ I’m goin’ where the water tastes like wine

If the water tasted like wine then I’d be straight on the phone to Severn Trent, pal


#23

EYEEEEES


#24

“My paragraph alone is worth five mics/A twelve-song LP, that’s 36 mics.”


#25

Great song obvs but Don’t Let Go by En Vogue:
“If I could wear your clothes, I’d pretend I was you, and lose control”


#26

Any number of Noel Gallagher’s lyrics, but this has to be worth some sort of award:

Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball


#27

he;s done some howlers , but that ones not that bad is it? I always assumed it was a bit of Lennon inspired nonsense


#28

"An elephant never forgets, so my dick remembers everything."


#29

That Maroon 5 song with its punishing, never-ending circular logic

'Cause girls like you
Run around with guys like me
'Til sundown, when I come through
I need a girl like you, yeah yeah


#30

Probably any song by Bruno Mars on account of how rupturingly insincere they all are.


#31

I’m sorry that I doubted you,
I was so unfair.
You were in a car crash,
And you lost your hair.

What?


#32

“You’re a child of destiny/You’re the child of my destiny/You’re my child with the child from Destiny’s Child”


#33

Don’t Pass Me By! It’s the accent that makes it so fucking bizarre too I think.


#34

such a bad/creepy song


#35

See also:

So, now, now, now, now, now if you sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing
For the love you bring won’t mean a thing
Unless you sing, sing, sing, sing
Ah baby sing, sing, sing, sing, sing, sing
For the love you bring won’t mean a thing
Unless you sing, sing, sing, sing


#36

All of this


#37

Sorry to say the first half of Colossus by Idles, the clunky rhyming really puts me off. I like the end bit though (apart from the Jesus Christ bit).


#38

OK then, back to bass-heads
Dance like you just won at the Special Olympics
They got the rudebox off the back of a spaceship
So sick I just had to take it
The R-U-D-E-B-O-X
Up your jacksy, split your kecks,
Sing a song of semtex
Pocket full of Durex
Body full of Mandrax
Are we gonna have sex (yes)
Do you wear your knee socks (ohh)
Back to the rudebox


#39

The entirety of Do You Want To? by Franz Ferdinand. Just total guff. Catchy, mind.


#40

One of many songs by The Killers should be in here.