#51

Will I am could have the whole thread to himself tbh

You can get that, or you can get this
You can call it demon, Imma call it Jesus
You can get a curse, you can get a cross
You can go to work, or you can be the boss
Imma be the owner, be a Donor
Imma go hard, like I’m on a fuckin boner
Imma make the beat put the people in a coma
You can be a geek or be a rolling stoner

I woke up in the morning,
Hard like morning wood in the morning
Woke up thinking about my component
E.T. own the mic phone the homeland

I wait out like NASA, I’m way over here I done past ya
I get stacks of cash, you get cashews, I go hard, statues

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#52

he’s so so shit it’s actually unbelievable

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#53

Non, rien de rien, non, je ne regrette rien
Ni le bien qu’on m’a fait, ni le mal
Tout ça m’est bien égal

Not even English ffs.

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#54

this is amazing

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#55

Rudebox is always my go-to in the Shit Lyrics question. Don’t think you’ve picked the worst bit though:

“OK then, what to do
If you try to jack me I’ll rudebox you
If you rudebox me I’ll rudebox your whole crew
'Cause it’s what I do
Ain’t that right boo (true)”

Regularly gets airings among my friends.

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#56

Oh, wait, have we had Sex On Fire yet?

Lay where you’re laying
Don’t make a sound
I know they’re watching
Watching

All the commotion
The kiddie like play
It has people talking
Talking

You
Your sex is on fire

#57

I never understood this, aren’t P90s a type of humbuckers? I didn’t know Bruno played the guitar.

#59

She say she’s too young, don’t want no man
So she gon’ call her friends, now that’s a plan
I just ordered sushi from Japan
Now your bitch wanna kick it, Jackie Chan

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#60

???

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#61

obviously all guns are bad.

This one looks like it’s out of Halo though

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#62

youve not heard Dickhead by Robbie

#63

It was only a smile but my heart it went wild
I wasn’t expecting that
Just a delicate kiss, anyone could’ve missed
I wasn’t expecting that

Did I misread the sign?
Your hand slipped into mine
I wasn’t expecting that
You spent the night in my bed,
You woke up and you said
“Well, I wasn’t expecting that”

I thought love wasn’t meant to last,
I thought you were just passing through
If I ever get the nerve to ask
What did I get right to deserve somebody like you?
I wasn’t expecting that
It was only a word, it was almost mis-heard
I wasn’t expecting that
But it came without fear,
A month turned into a year
I wasn’t expecting that

I thought love wasn’t meant to last,
Honey, I thought you were just passing through
If I ever get the nerve to ask
What did I get right to deserve somebody like you?
I wasn’t expecting that

Isn’t it strange how a life can be changed
In the flicker of the sweetest smile
We were married in spring
You know I wouldn’t change a thing
Without that innocent kiss, what a life I’d have missed

If you’d not took a chance on a little romance
When I wasn’t expecting that
Time doesn’t take long, three kids up and gone
I wasn’t expecting that
When the nurses they came, said it’s come back again
I wasn’t expecting that
Then you closed your eyes, you took my heart by surprise
I wasn’t expecting that!

#64

It’s not about the money money money
We don’t need your money money money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain’t about the uh cha-ching cha-ching
Ain’t about the yeah b-bling b-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag

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#65

P90x is some kind of home fitness malarkey

#66

Ah that makes more sense

Bet gym people are always having nice sex

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#67

The Vandals are known for taking the piss though

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#68

Such a lonely day
And it’s mine
The most loneliest day of my life

Such a lonely day
Should be banned
It’s day that I can’t stand

The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life

most loneliest? WTF??? I mean I know they’re Armenian but come on!

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#69

I always had a bit of an issue with;

Generals gather in their masses
just like witches at black masses

Yeah, that’s not rhyming Geezer that’s the same word!

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#70

*most troubling lyrics of all time

My dad was/is a Gary Puckett fan. This got played in the car a fair bit when I was kid. It wasn’t until only recently when hearing the lyrics I was taken aback

#71

remember watching a live stream of their yerevan concert a few years ago, and absolutely creasing up at this moment when the bassist is like, leading the crowd into a verse, and you’d imagine the song to be kind of spiritual or something with the look on his face, but the lyric was really mundane. see if I can find it.

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