Shittest lyrics of all time



“I’m your worst nightmare squared/That’s double for n****s who ain’t mathematically aware.”


very nearly just printed this out (by accident)


Maybe their worst nightmare has a value of 2?


I’m drinking a soy latte
I get a double shot-e
It goes right through my body, and you know I’m satisfied
I drive my mini cooper, and I’m feeling super-dooper
Yo, they tell I’m a trooper, and you know I’m satisfied
I do yoga and pilates, and the room is full of hotties
So I’m checking out the bodies, and you know I’m satisfied
I’m digging on the isotopes
This metaphysics shit is dope, and if all this can give me hope
You know I’m satisfied
I got a lawyer and a manager, an agent and a chef
Three nannies, an assistant, and a driver, and a jet
A trainer, and a butler, and a bodyguard, or five
A gardener and a stylist
Do you think I’m satisfied?
I’d like to express my extreme point of view
I’m not a Christian and I’m not a Jew
I’m just living out the American dream
And I just realized that nothing Is what it seems


stick it up next to the work kettle


Young girl, get out of my mind
My love for you is way out of line
Better run girl
You’re much too young girl

With all the charms of a woman
You’ve kept the secret of your youth
You led me to believe you’re old enough
To give me love
And now it hurts to know the truth

Beneath your perfume and your make-up
You’re just a baby in disguise
And though you know that it’s wrong to be
Alone with me
That come on look is in your eyes

So hurry home to your mama
I’m sure she wonders where you are
Get out of here
Before I have the time
To change my mind
'Cause I’m afraid we’ll go too far


damn you. i really tried to produce some rotten lyrics, but this is just a masterclass.


Tomorrow, I’ll wake up, do some P90x
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex


48 replies and no “I order the foie gras and I eat it with complete disdain”? Disappointed


strating to question if some of these are real


Will I am could have the whole thread to himself tbh

You can get that, or you can get this
You can call it demon, Imma call it Jesus
You can get a curse, you can get a cross
You can go to work, or you can be the boss
Imma be the owner, be a Donor
Imma go hard, like I’m on a fuckin boner
Imma make the beat put the people in a coma
You can be a geek or be a rolling stoner

I woke up in the morning,
Hard like morning wood in the morning
Woke up thinking about my component
E.T. own the mic phone the homeland

I wait out like NASA, I’m way over here I done past ya
I get stacks of cash, you get cashews, I go hard, statues


he’s so so shit it’s actually unbelievable


Non, rien de rien, non, je ne regrette rien
Ni le bien qu’on m’a fait, ni le mal
Tout ça m’est bien égal

Not even English ffs.


this is amazing


Rudebox is always my go-to in the Shit Lyrics question. Don’t think you’ve picked the worst bit though:

“OK then, what to do
If you try to jack me I’ll rudebox you
If you rudebox me I’ll rudebox your whole crew
'Cause it’s what I do
Ain’t that right boo (true)”

Regularly gets airings among my friends.


Oh, wait, have we had Sex On Fire yet?

Lay where you’re laying
Don’t make a sound
I know they’re watching

All the commotion
The kiddie like play
It has people talking

Your sex is on fire


I never understood this, aren’t P90s a type of humbuckers? I didn’t know Bruno played the guitar.


not one for getting irked at language stuff anymore, but people saying lay instead of lie or laid etc is the worst


She say she’s too young, don’t want no man
So she gon’ call her friends, now that’s a plan
I just ordered sushi from Japan
Now your bitch wanna kick it, Jackie Chan