Shittest lyrics of all time


#61

obviously all guns are bad.

This one looks like it’s out of Halo though


#62

youve not heard Dickhead by Robbie


#63

It was only a smile but my heart it went wild
I wasn’t expecting that
Just a delicate kiss, anyone could’ve missed
I wasn’t expecting that

Did I misread the sign?
Your hand slipped into mine
I wasn’t expecting that
You spent the night in my bed,
You woke up and you said
“Well, I wasn’t expecting that”

I thought love wasn’t meant to last,
I thought you were just passing through
If I ever get the nerve to ask
What did I get right to deserve somebody like you?
I wasn’t expecting that
It was only a word, it was almost mis-heard
I wasn’t expecting that
But it came without fear,
A month turned into a year
I wasn’t expecting that

I thought love wasn’t meant to last,
Honey, I thought you were just passing through
If I ever get the nerve to ask
What did I get right to deserve somebody like you?
I wasn’t expecting that

Isn’t it strange how a life can be changed
In the flicker of the sweetest smile
We were married in spring
You know I wouldn’t change a thing
Without that innocent kiss, what a life I’d have missed

If you’d not took a chance on a little romance
When I wasn’t expecting that
Time doesn’t take long, three kids up and gone
I wasn’t expecting that
When the nurses they came, said it’s come back again
I wasn’t expecting that
Then you closed your eyes, you took my heart by surprise
I wasn’t expecting that!


#64

It’s not about the money money money
We don’t need your money money money
We just wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag
Ain’t about the uh cha-ching cha-ching
Ain’t about the yeah b-bling b-bling
Wanna make the world dance
Forget about the price tag


#65

P90x is some kind of home fitness malarkey


#66

Ah that makes more sense

Bet gym people are always having nice sex


#67

The Vandals are known for taking the piss though


#68

Such a lonely day
And it’s mine
The most loneliest day of my life

Such a lonely day
Should be banned
It’s day that I can’t stand

The most loneliest day of my life
The most loneliest day of my life

most loneliest? WTF??? I mean I know they’re Armenian but come on!


#69

I always had a bit of an issue with;

Generals gather in their masses
just like witches at black masses

Yeah, that’s not rhyming Geezer that’s the same word!


#70

*most troubling lyrics of all time

My dad was/is a Gary Puckett fan. This got played in the car a fair bit when I was kid. It wasn’t until only recently when hearing the lyrics I was taken aback


#71

remember watching a live stream of their yerevan concert a few years ago, and absolutely creasing up at this moment when the bassist is like, leading the crowd into a verse, and you’d imagine the song to be kind of spiritual or something with the look on his face, but the lyric was really mundane. see if I can find it.


#72

this verse of Boom Boom Boom, specifically one line of it

I came to make you shake it til you break it
Caress your body until your naked
Bend you over grab your shoulder
Slip my peter inside your folder
Make you sweat get you wetter
Pump it faster to make it better
Dim the the light then lock the room
Cause now it’s time for me to hit that boom


#73

hahahaha found it. sooooftware version 7.0000


#74

This has a similar creepiness going on

Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind
I always get it up, for the touch of the younger kind
My, my, my, aye-aye, whoa!
M-m-m-my Sharona


#75

guy looks a right plonker in that hat too


#76

will try and remember to watch this when I get home in about an hour or so.


#77

I love soad so much.


#78

#79

Though they do look right bored there. Come on lads, bit of energy eh?


#80

Quality, not quantity!

I was watching some programme about dodgy celebrity records on channel 5 the other week and they said Ant & Dec were exempt because they were obviously taking the piss.

Pretty sure that wasn’t the case…they really thought this was a good song at the time.