Shittest lyrics of all time


#81

My vote goes to

I’ll take a shower, I will scour
I will rub
To find peace of mind
The happy mind I once owned, yeah

Flexing vocabulary runs right through me
The alphabet runs right from A to Z

Flexing vocabulary, eh?


#82

I’m trying to find the words to describe this girl without being disrespectful
Damn she’s a sexy bitch


#83

Fucking Hell, totally forgot about that song.


#84

If some have stuff to blow it up
We’re into growing up
Women are the future
All the big revelations
I got a submarine
You’ve got gasoline
I don’t wanna talk about wars between nations
Not right now

Sexy boots
No!


#85

It physically hurts to read those words together


#86

P-90s are (fairly) hot single coils, not humbuckers.


#87

This song is very thoroughly explained here:


#88

i once saw erstwhile diser alcxxk sing this at ATP karaoke


#89

Not even the worst window analogy in music.

I can’t stand the rain against my window
Bringing back sweet memories
I can’t stand the rain against my window
Cause he’s not here with me

Alone with the pillow
Where his head used to lay, yeah
I know you’ve got some sweet memories
But like a window you ain’t got nothin’ to say


#90

glad it’s not just me


#91

He’s just abridged the entirity of fight club to about 40 words, that’s genius


#92

Not read the thread but it’s anything by Oasis.


#93

Ctrl+F “She live in a house, she stupid as a mouse”

Huh, no results


#94

“Can’t complain, mustn’t grumble, help yourself to another piece of apple crumble”


#95

Paul McCartney’s Fuh You is genuinely baffling…


#96

P90s are single coil, but share the bar magnet construction of humbuckers as opposed to traditional single coils magnetic pole pieces


#97

High, higher than the sun
You shoot me from a gun
I need you to elevate me here
At the corner of your lips
As the orbit of your hips
Eclipse, you elevate my soul

I’ve lost all self-control
Been living like a mole
Now going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high, elevation

A star lit up like a cigar
Strung out like a guitar
Maybe you could educate my mind
Explain all these controls
I can’t sing but I’ve got soul
The goal is elevation

A mole, digging in a hole
Digging up my soul, now
Going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high, elevation

Love
lift me up out of these blues
Won’t you tell me something true
I believe in you

A mole, digging in a hole
Digging up my soul now
Going down, excavation
I and I in the sky
You make me feel like I can fly
So high, elevation

Elevation
Elevation
Elevation
Elevation


#98

oh good Lord, I must’ve actively blocked out the words when this was played everywhere and anon. Beyond awful. Fucking Bono :confused:


#99

Oh Asian boy
What drugs are you on?


#100

Glamourous Indie Rock And Roll by The Killers or Little James by Oasis.