Shittest lyrics of all time

I have no idea how I remember this, but I seem to recall an interview where he said that someone left him an actual note that said ‘wake me up before you go go’. Although he could just have been BSing the interviewer out of boredom, of course.

There will be next year. Temperature redefined in terms of length which is based on the speed of light.

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Sounds like it could be true though which is a start!

This is comedy gold although in fairness I’ve got no idea what the French bits are… can anyone translate?
Sting- Perfect love gone wrong
I’ve had a question that’s been preying on my mind for some time
I won’t be wagging my tail for one good reason
It has to be a crime

This dog house never was the place for me,
Runner up and second best just ain’t my pedigree
I was so happy, just the two of us
Until this alpha male
Turned up in the January sale

He won’t love you
Like I love you
It won’t be long now before that puppy goes astray
And what I like about this guy the most
He’d be my favourite lamp post
Devil take the hindmost

Je sais que c’est dur, mais il faut se faire au changement, tu vois
J’ai négligé le primordial pendant trop longtemps crois moi
Je suis consciente, je vois bien que tu souffres, mais ça s’attenuera
Car c’est d’un homme plus d’un chien dont j’ai besoin près de moi
Cesse donc de grogner, mon choix est fait c’est comme ça
N’en fait pas trop, ton attitude risque de t’éloigner de moi
Faut que tu comprennes, puisque tu dis m’aimer tant que ça
Désormais nous sommes trois, lui toi et moi

It’s a shaggy kind of story
Would I tell you if I thought it was a lie?
But when the cat’s away the mouse will play,
I wouldn’t dish around here
There’s something fishy 'round here

I howl all night and I sleep all day
It takes more than biscuit, baby, to chase these blues away
I’ve got a long enough leash
I could almost hang myself
It’s a dogs life loving you baby
But you love someone else
Now he’s moved by basket
I’d like to put him in a casket
I’ll wear my best collar to his funeral

Ta mauvaise foi, j’aimerais bien que ça s’arrête
Me séparer de toi, aujourd’hui ça trotte dans ma tête
Moi non, j’en peux plus, tu n’est qu’un chien, c’est trop bête
La situation m’avait pourtant l’air d’être des plus nettes
C’est clair, que je l’aime c’est un fait, ton egoïsme m’inquiète
Après toutes ces soirées passées seuls en tête à tête
Chaque chose a une fin, et c’est la fin de la fête
Pour toi, car bientôt il n’y aura plus que lui et moi, lui et moi.

To have found this perfect life
And a perfect love so strong
Well there can’t be nothing worse
Than a perfect love gone wrong

You said I wasn’t just your Christmas toy
I’d always be your boy
I’d be your faithful companion
And I would follow you through every thick and thin
Don’t need nobody else
And we don’t need him
Writer/s: GORDON SUMNER, STEPHANE MYLEN QUINOL

But that’s not how it goes.

The lyric is

200 degrees, that’s why they call me mr fahrenheit
I’m travelling at the speed of light

The Mr Fahrenheit is linked to the 200 degrees, travelling at light speed is a separate claim. He’s implying no correlation and you should apologise immediately.

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this was almost certainly a note from @meths

One In A Million by Guns n Roses.

Shit lyrics, offensive lyrics and absolutely fuck Axl Rose.

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we’re heading for Venus.
maybe you’re seen us?

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Oh my.

This is obviously horrible all over, but I’m really irked at the geographic incorrectness of this

:face_vomiting: urrrghhhhhhh :face_vomiting:

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Ah fuck. I’ve got two Lexuses (Lexi?), no mean feat considering that they’re not widely sold in Texas. No Oriental lover for me.

But Mr Fahrenheit doesn’t suggest an unusually high temperature either. Mr Hot, yes, but Mr Generic Measurement?

He starts to shake he starts to cough
Just like the old man in that famous book by Nabakov

My three ages of above lyric appreciation.

12 to 17 : Lyrics are crap.
18 to 22 : Lyrics are deep. Sting is so clever and literary. He elevates pop music.
22 to now : Lyrics are crap.

how did you feel between the ages of 17 and 18

that New Order football one too

That’s fair criticism, cheers.

Obstacle 1 by Interpol is an absolute banger, but

Her stories are boring and stuff
She’s always calling my bluff

is objectively the worst rhyme ever written.

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Interpol are the absolute epitome of the band who tell on the supposed profundity of some of their lyrics with the rest of their lyrics.

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