💩 Shittest Solo Act Ever 💩 ROUND TWO 💩

You can vote for 1 to 4, the top 4 from each group go through. The final 4 groups have 9 contestants instead of 8, to compensate for the extra group in the first round. Enjoy the negativity!

  • Gerald Casale
  • Morrissey
  • Daniel O’Donnell
  • Rita Ora
  • Jamiroquai
  • Cian Ducrot
  • Alexander Armstrong
  • Marcus Mumford
0 voters
  • Ladbaby
  • Johnny Borrell
  • Michael Jackson
  • Anastacia
  • James Morrison
  • James Arthur
  • Skrillex
  • Gary Barlow
0 voters
  • Joss Stone
  • Nick Cave
  • Roisin Murphy
  • Sam Ryder
  • Adele
  • Mr Blobby
  • Gerry Cinnamon
  • Bruno Mars
0 voters
  • Kanye West
  • Tom Meighan
  • Lily Allen
  • Meghan Trainor
  • Cilla Black
  • Cher Lloyd
  • Myles Smith
  • the lad who busked at Dua Lipa at Glastonbury
0 voters
  • Daniel Powter
  • Marilyn Manson
  • Chris Brown
  • Louise Distras
  • Captain Beefheart
  • Rag’n Bone Man
  • Alex James
  • Howard Devoto
  • Frank Sinatra Jr.
0 voters
  • Tom Chaplin
  • Machine Gun Kelly
  • Ed Sheeran
  • Post Malone
  • Gareth Gates
  • Crazy Frog
  • Chico
  • George Ezra
  • Dermot Kennedy
0 voters
  • Peter Andre
  • Nikki Minaj
  • Rolf Harris
  • James Bay
  • Ryan Adams
  • Hugh Jackman
  • Nicky Wire
  • James Blunt
  • Sandi Thom
0 voters
  • Jessie J
  • Laurence Fox
  • Kid Rock
  • Bradley Waslh
  • Ringo Starr
  • Cliff Richard
  • Jake Bugg
  • R Kelly
  • Will.i.am
0 voters

very funny seeing mozza next to a bunch of clearly made up people knowing he’ll probably win

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this whole exercise is ‘people who made amazing music who ended up being wronguns’ vs ‘actually incredibly shit music’

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luckily rosion murphy ticks both boxes

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her music is good, sadly

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And a third category of “who?”

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Imagine the lad who serenaded Dua Lipa at glastonbury breathing a sigh of relief that the internet had finally forgotten about him. Only to be advised that he had won the award for the :poop: shittest solo act ever :poop:

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Actually giving the poor busking lad the attention he craved.

Sean tweets it and does a little article on him

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He doesn’t even deserve the accolade.

Starts a new thread for it, links to a podcast episode where he discusses the implications of the result on The Anchoress

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Laurence Fox is both but not enough of a proper artist to deserve the award.

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You definitely know most of that list Mozza is in, don’t lie