Shitting out your own body weight


#1

What’s the turn around on that? Six months? A year?


#2

Thread of the year?

(that’s what I’d call said poo)


#3

About 15 minutes if I’ve had dairy.


#4

Finally! Right let’s have a look:

‘…poop weighs between 2.5oz and 1lb, on average’.


#5

Threadworm. Never really understood how you can get threadworm from eating your own poo. Where are they coming from? Unless people have just told me that to encourage me not to eat my own poo.


#6

I am not!


#7

More like Boringwood amirite!!11111!!!111


#8

Balonz is going to be on EastEnders soon everyone!


#9

I don’t know what this means! However my wife might so I will ask her.

She told me the actor Kevin Eldon is in it at the moment. What the fuck is he playing at?


#10

So typically 2 poos a day and I’m 10 and a half stone, 147 pounds, so I’m shitting out my body weight every 73.5 days. Christ, body weight in shit every 2 and a bit months :flushed:


#11

I weigh a lot more than you but I reckon my shits might be bigger.


#12

was he enjoying a weak lemon drink in the queen vic?


#13

Keep it and sculpt a life size shit model of yourself


#14

My stomach has been a mess this week. It’s been like a Bristol stool chart greatest hits every day.


#15

She said he is in it as a hard man. I can’t believe it.

Took a while to work out who he was as he was described to me as ‘the bloke you like from Jam’.


#16

Could pop him on the sofa and keep my wife company.


#17

During the ‘great illness’ I referenced the Bristol Stool Scale to a consultant. She seemed impressed.

(at the time I was a 6, fighting back from some 7s)


#18

The more you weigh = the bigger (touch move) your shits.


#19

faecesdarknessfaecesdarkness


#20

The set is just off Borehamwood high street.

I assume The Actor Kevin Eldon couldn’t resist the opportunity to act opposite the UK’s number one thespian Danny Dyer.