More like Boringwood amirite!!11111!!!111
Balonz is going to be on EastEnders soon everyone!
I don’t know what this means! However my wife might so I will ask her.
She told me the actor Kevin Eldon is in it at the moment. What the fuck is he playing at?
So typically 2 poos a day and I’m 10 and a half stone, 147 pounds, so I’m shitting out my body weight every 73.5 days. Christ, body weight in shit every 2 and a bit months
I weigh a lot more than you but I reckon my shits might be bigger.
Keep it and sculpt a life size shit model of yourself
My stomach has been a mess this week. It’s been like a Bristol stool chart greatest hits every day.
She said he is in it as a hard man. I can’t believe it.
Took a while to work out who he was as he was described to me as ‘the bloke you like from Jam’.
Could pop him on the sofa and keep my wife company.
During the ‘great illness’ I referenced the Bristol Stool Scale to a consultant. She seemed impressed.
(at the time I was a 6, fighting back from some 7s)
The more you weigh = the bigger (touch move) your shits.
faecesdarknessfaecesdarkness
The set is just off Borehamwood high street.
I assume The Actor Kevin Eldon couldn’t resist the opportunity to act opposite the UK’s number one thespian Danny Dyer.
I didn’t realise you were replying to that post (I should really learn the reply system). Me mam has extraed in EE a few times.
Authentic German/Cockney accent?
Would you do all of your year’s shitting in one go, given the choice? You can’t choose when, but you’re given fair warning, and then you have to spend the ensuing 24 hours or so locked to the seat.
100% yes
Absolutely not. I enjoy the breaks, and twice daily satisfaction of a good plop.
Yep. Just once a week for 7 minutes would be fine tbh. Or half hour a month?
What the hell would I do when I want to get away from my desk before the screaming starts? Take up smoking?
