Could pop him on the sofa and keep my wife company.
During the ‘great illness’ I referenced the Bristol Stool Scale to a consultant. She seemed impressed.
(at the time I was a 6, fighting back from some 7s)
The more you weigh = the bigger (touch move) your shits.
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The set is just off Borehamwood high street.
I assume The Actor Kevin Eldon couldn’t resist the opportunity to act opposite the UK’s number one thespian Danny Dyer.
I didn’t realise you were replying to that post (I should really learn the reply system). Me mam has extraed in EE a few times.
Authentic German/Cockney accent?
Would you do all of your year’s shitting in one go, given the choice? You can’t choose when, but you’re given fair warning, and then you have to spend the ensuing 24 hours or so locked to the seat.
100% yes
Absolutely not. I enjoy the breaks, and twice daily satisfaction of a good plop.
Yep. Just once a week for 7 minutes would be fine tbh. Or half hour a month?
What the hell would I do when I want to get away from my desk before the screaming starts? Take up smoking?
That seems an underestimation, got to allow for complications
That would do some serious ring damage. 24 hour dilation can’t be good.
This is basically the only reason why I drink tea.
Could stretch to quarter hour a week at max, if that includes hand washing etc.
Anon polls for all the dirty men out there:
0 voters
So, so grim.
I think millenials have good bathroom hygiene so expecting both anon polls to go only one way.
You leave yourself open to some terrible shit like this:
Don’t forget that there are old people on here like zxcvbnm, thewarn, bugduv and marckee.
