Shoes aren’t clothes

Discuss

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Lasagnes aren’t sandwiches

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Didn’t even think this was up for discussion

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Buttons aren’t zips

I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.

Yep checks out.

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agreed

they’re jewellry

I don’t feel qualified to say

Does anyone find themselves neglecting to put much thought into their footwear as they get older? From a fashion perspective I mean.

In my 20s I ued to be a bit picky about shoes, but nowadays it’s all about comfort. It might just be lockdown, but the other day I went to the shop in a pair of baggy joggers and hiking boots. That sort of DGAF attitude would have made me cringe a few years ago.

In a few years I will definitely be a candidate for those mail order “comfort fit” clogs you see advertised in the Sunday supplements.

Different buttons on the till, proof if proof be need be.

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But swim suits are clothes, so…

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In Terminator 2, Arnie, playing a coldly logical killing machine, says ’ I Need Your Clothes, Your Boots and Your Motorcycle’. From this, we can deduce clothes, boots (a type of shoe?) and motorcycles are all distinct things. QED

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No they’re not they’re swimsuits and I am absolutely not taking any further questions.

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Harsh to let Smee know you’ve muted him like this.

187854

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Yes, very true. I would say the same about hats and gloves as well.

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Oops. Sorry @eems!

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Socks are footwear
Shoes are footwear
Socks are clothes
Shoes are shoes

Not sure where I’m going with this tbh

Fucking nailed it

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Yeah you’ve really put your foot in it.

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