Time to get fleeced up, son.

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really can’t believe I’m in the minority on this one

Homebase

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doesn’t really belong here anyway because IT ISN’T A PUN

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I agree with japes

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Surely it should be Wok This Way.

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There’s a Chinese takeaway in Newmarket called Golden Horse.

I see where they are coming from ‘Golden [something]’ is one of yer standard Chinese takeaway names and Newmarket is associated with horses. But that name just makes it sound slightly dodgy.

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when i was in canada years back i saw a tour bus company called CANADREAM. keeps me up at night thinking about how badly that doesn’t work. just sticks in my brain.

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Have you guys thought that maybe the fact that it was an american company/name that it might have been (an albeit terrible) attempt at word play / a pun?

Just worth considering a different cultural viewpoint where aggpass’ point does make some sense.

not a pun but love the audacity of this (has passed hands/rebranded quite a few times, current incarnation has stuck the longest)

mate, you’ve only got 5 1/5

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are you calling americans thick?

not really on tbqh

Only country to produce someone stupid enough to go out with me for 7 years tbf

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today i’ve learnt that DiSers have a problem understanding any shop names that aren’t tediously literal

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Chicken, Cattle and Rolls isn’t a play on anything. you know what’s supposed to be playing on right?

this is So Near, So Spar all over again

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But you see why Steak, Cattle and Roll is shit and redundant though, right?

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i’m not a big fan of laboured puns as shop names but it absolutely works. they don’t have to have perfect syntax!

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It offends me.

I get the pun, but it doesn’t work as a sentence.

that’s because it isn’t a sentence. it’s a pun on a well known phrase being used as the name of a shop