Shop names / puns that don't work (rolling)

[mark_h]

Guaranteed no horse content

[daggers]

I like this one and it does work

[1101010]

Yeah I agree - loads of these clearly work in this thread it’s just most of DiS are grumps.

[daggers]

so you feel better joining the herd?

[1101010]

I put it in here because it works and there’s not a thread for it. For me this is the thread for names that work too.

[Unlucky]

Theres been a place called this in Leeds for yonks

[1101010]

I’m sure there are Codfather fish and chip shops all over the place. A quality pun name will always show up

[rob.orch]

[grievoustim]

I did this one already, sorry

[rob.orch]

I thought you might have done. You can have my nine likes

[TheWza]

Where to begin?

[the_ravens]

“More than just a snack van” - fucking hell

[Al_Rec]

Fucking hell. Tell me it’s not in the American south*?

*bet it is

Edit: just spotted the extremely faded Just Eat sticker

[TheWza]

Glasgow South.

[hip_young_gunslinger]

It is acceptable if the owner’s surname is Lynch?

[TheWza]

Gotta gotta hope it’s simply that.

[1101010]

That’s the only reason you’d name it that

Doesn’t make it acceptable just explains why they might not get how it reads to others.

[TheWza]

@1101010

That’s the only reason you’d name it that

There’s definitely a chance that there’s a gangster intimidation vibe in there. E.g. another local one…

…and so on.

[1101010]

But that’s a joke on the name meaning being better than everyone else. Obviously putting the mob thing on the sign is a bit too far but maybe it’s just an old business and newer owners went that route?

[Matt_was_taken]

Keep seeing this near me and Im confused

Kinder Day Nursery

• Kind, being nice
• Kinder, german for child
• Both…?
• Neither…