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waz

#1

You can get paid for this shit?

(of course you should take your shoes off you fucking animals)


#2

Idea: Shoes with peelable soles so you just peel off and discard a layer when entering a property


#3

Or should we just clingfilm our bare feet when we go out and break the stranglehold the shoe cartels hold over us? Fuck you Clarks, Nike, Manolo Blahnik and Deichmann!


#4

Do you, as a rule, take your shoes off in the house

  • No
  • I’m a tory

0 voters


#5

Can you name any cling film brands?


#6

Gladwrap - or is that just what some other country (Austraila?) calls it?


#7

This is by a margin the most arbitrary use of “I’m a tory” in community.drownedinsound.com history


#8

They probably call it Wallowabber or something


#9

600m!!!


#10

Borussia Monchengladwrap


#11

the house? As in my house? Yeah.
Other people’s houses? Only if they specify.
The Swedish simply cannot believe we go into other people’s houses with shoes on. I went to a party once where people turned up with dress shoes :high_heel:to change into on arrival i.e. That they’d never worn outdoors.


#12

Like at a roller disco?


#13

except shoes without wheels


#14

Might start calling it pliofilm to fuck people off and then link them to the wikipedia article


#15

Or have a box of these by the front door:


#16

That’s a hell of a racket you’re planning there Lonzinho


#17

For those who’d like their home to maintain the warm ambience of a fresh crime scene


#18

We used to use those in our last flat to put over the smoke alarm when cooking as someone had installed it about 1m from the oven and hob.


#19

One of my tasks whilst working at a bowling alley was to hand these to punters to put over their bowling shoes if they needed to leave the premises for a smoke. It very rarely went down well.


#20

We used to use shower caps for that when we held parties at ours.