I reckon they probably should tbh
Also are you inland and do you have seagulls? How far inland are you?
What’s it called?
I saw a programme once that said there is no such thing as a ‘seagull’.
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What have the Score brothers ever done to you?
they wake me up sometimes but i’m fine with it
love it when places get MENACED by animals
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Can’t they just scare them off with a big hawk or something.
couldn’t hurt
The opposite of this
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Mods, Epimer is advocating genocide.
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they also tear up our binbags and leave rubbish everywhere but that’s the councils fault for having such a stupid system
i live approx 4k inland
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They should introduce a natural predator
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What’s with all those seagulls hanging around farms following tractors when they’re ploughing?
They should train them instead.
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As we all know, there are only two types of bird, tropical and boring. The idea that there are too many of the boring ones is something I can support but I don’t really care enough to wade in on this.
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Very hard to train, seagulls. They’re too stupid.
My ex was an animal trainer for film and TV for a while. She did the work with a seagull on that episode of The Inbetweeners with a school trip and a boat and Will’s awful Yoda impression. They made the seagull pester Will by putting fish paste on the bit of toast he’s holding, and that’s as much as they could be trained.
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I enjoyed this post. Thanks for sharing.
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Imagine if I’d just made all of that up.
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Hey Antony. I went to see Christopher Robin yesterday. It was alright.
It’s quite sweet isn’t it. Nothing more, nothing less.
GOTCHA!!!
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