Should they kill a load of seagulls?

Yes and mildly amusing. Had to restrain my son a couple of times when he was laughing and shouting ‘Winnie the Pooh loves honey!’.

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reckon someone really hating seagulls / pigeons / any other innocuous animal is a good red flag of them being a nobhead

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Imagine if birds could put their wings in their pockets.

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That is adorable and also your son has grasped the nature of the character very well.

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Animals don’t have pockets. Except otters.

Imagine if birds had pockets and they could put their wings in them.

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I shall not.

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What animal does baize come from - they have pockets.

Sheep?

There’s only one type of tropical bird. It’s the one that isn’t the boring kind. I am indifferent to both.

These are professional seagulls

gotta kill something

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It would also be good if a bear had pockets and could put it’s paws in it’s pockets.

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Prefer Cobra myself!!

My dad is convinced that seagulls are friends of gerbils and that when a gerbil is wronged by a human (nearly always me), they will summon a seagull to poop on the human’s head as punishment.

It did happen one time. I’ve never said a bad word about gerbils since and I have not been pooped on since. #makeyouthink

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I don’t buy into the idea that “kingfisher” is a separate thing to a “bird”

:snake:

It’s not.

no.

I was wondering what animal a seagull would be if it didn’t have any wings and I thought “maybe a gerbil” and then you posted this which is weird.