they’re such cunts they can’t even breathe
The first time I heard him rhyme “plankton” with “wanked on” I actually literally pissed myself. Laughed so hard some wee came out.
I don’t care if you’re Bob Monkhouse. Fuck off.
This thread don’t half give me the horn…
I know this thread is two years old but I recently stumbled upon this classic comedy gem. Is definitely deserving of an hour of your time: