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Why so Sirieix?
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So raise your glass if you are wrong, in all the right ways
All my underdogs!
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Good Fred
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Fred again?
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FRED: Sacre bleu and today on First Dates we ave a dashing young monsieur on a date with a woman one and the monsieurs name is Manches - let’s see ow zey are getting on?!
The camera cuts to the restaurant table. The couple are having pudding - THE WOMAN ONE has a sticky toffee pudding (French equivalent) and MANCHES has a chocolate brownie (heated) with cold ice cream in order to create an incredible dialogue™ between hot and cold because of course he fucking does it’s the best pudding you can have you piece of shit and say a word against it and I’ll fucking ice you, chief - FUCKIN ICE YOU. Anyway. MANCHES is looking right down the barrel of the camera
WOMAN ONE: Have you seen Space Jam?
WAITRESS: Yes I have
WOMAN ONE: Good isn’t it
Now that we have passed the Bechdel test we can get on to the real story here
WOMAN ONE: I’m a bit confused we were having a really great date because of course we were Manches is such a great guy and anyone who says otherwise - well I’ll fuckin ice those chiefs
WAITRESS: Naturally
WOMAN ONE: But now he’s just staring down the camera. I don’t know why. Looking really intense in that way where he thinks it makes him look cool but he actually looks like he’s shat himself
MANCHES suddenly begins to speak
MANCHES: I know you’re watching this the Malones. I still haven’t forgiven you for what you said about Twin Peaks season 3 you warmongering scum bags. You’re watchin’ me? On your Googlebox ivory thrones? Well. I’m watchin’ you. I’M WATCHIN YOU RIGHT BACK YA HEAR
It cuts from this to the Malones who are watching this on Gogglebox
MOTHER MALONE: YA WHA
FATHER MALONE: FUCK’S THIS SHIT I’M SWITCHIN OFF THE TELLY AND DONATING TO TRIDENT
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You cannot be Seriex. Oh you are! Sorry about that
Four Tet, Sirieix and Fred Again
Used to like until he did that stupid thing with his hair.