I had my old guitar signed by Feeder back when I was a teenager, original lineup. Queued up in Cardiff to make it happen. I really liked their first album at the time. Years later I got a better guitar, and went to sell my Feeder guitar online hoping to find a fan who’d appreciate the signatures which included one from their since-deceased drummer. Got a lot of people interested, and wished me the best on the Feeder forum(s) but no buyers.
Eventually had someone want to buy it from Gumtree as a present for her son. I asked if he was a big Feeder fan and she asked why. I explained that the guitar was signed. She asked phoned other son and he said no, her son doesn’t like Feeder. I then tried to explain that I was selling the guitar at slightly more than it was worth as it featured the signatures. I suggested maybe she could buy a similar guitar for the same price new. I didn’t want to hoodwink her. She insisted that she didn’t care and went ahead and bought the guitar anyway.
I wonder if she ever explained to her son what those squiggles on the back were about or if he cared.
I have forked out for signed copies of at least one Kendrick Lamar record (I think it might be two, I need to check) and there is literally no chance in hell that he actually signed them:
Bought a bootleg Ocean Colour Scene hoodie outside a gig once then afterwards saw the bass player and asked him to sign it and he told me I was a cheeky cunt.
Some prints (the Jeppo one that lots of people on here have, Matt Groening ATP poster) plus some signed LPs and gig posters from when we were promoting shows.
A lot of CDs signed at Rough Trade East but my best of all was last year’s Michael Stipe Q&A at The ICA where I got my Out Of Time and Green signed. I got to shake his hand too. I’ve been a fan since around 1991 and so as a 42 year old fan boy it was a big event for me.