Oh, I don’t care either. Nihilistic grumpy bastard. Best of all worlds.

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Children look like even younger children.

Yeah but you do live here

I’ve definately reached that age where I view all new advances in technology with fear and suspicion

The hangovers. Everyone warns you when you’re young and you don’t believe them, but God, the hangovers.

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Struggle to tell the difference between uni students and secondary school kids

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*lecturers and uni students

*professors and corpses

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*not quite sure what I’m doing here. Is it home time?

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No longer know or bother to find out efficient ways of doing things on my phone/laptop/electrical device.

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None of us are

@discobot quote @anon29812515

:left_speech_bubble: Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.

wasn’t the one i was thinking of but okay

Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.

He would never say that you dickhead

My eyes are tired all the time

Remembering the young people’s clothing trends from the first time round.

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Genuinely not knowing who to ID anymore when I ran pubs. Had to either ask a younger colleague how old they thought someone was because they all looked 15 to me or just ID everyone (usually this).

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Constantly tired. Something always hurts.

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