No thanks I prefer ketchup
Nah cheers I’m vegan.
Sorry I don’t play the organ
Yes. Including his underwear.
No we’re in Greater Manchester actually
No he’s a colonel.
No thanks I’ve switched to a renewable energy source
No thanks I’m sweet enough HAHAHA
Yes, those are my testicles
No those are Peregrine Falcons
Wrong, my name is Dave!
Nah, more of a turkey fella
Oops I left them in the freezer
No I’m feeling very calm actually.
Janet Street Porter?
No I work in an office these days
Well yes actually I do feel a bit queasy.
No I’ve already rolled the joint
I’m afraid it’s at full volume
Dave Benson Phillips?
No it needs a flathead