Simon Mayo?

No thanks I prefer ketchup

4 Likes

Richard Bacon?
Nah cheers I’m vegan.

5 Likes

Richard Hammond?

Sorry I don’t play the organ

4 Likes

Jeremy Irons?

Yes. Including his underwear.

8 Likes

Victoria Derbyshire?

No we’re in Greater Manchester actually

4 Likes

John Major?
No he’s a colonel.

2 Likes

Ashley Cole?

No thanks I’ve switched to a renewable energy source

4 Likes

Alan Sugar?

No thanks I’m sweet enough HAHAHA

8 Likes

Ed Balls?

Yes, those are my testicles

8 Likes

Chesney Hawkes?

No those are Peregrine Falcons

3 Likes

Ian Wright?

Wrong, my name is Dave!

9 Likes

Tim Henman?

Nah, more of a turkey fella

2 Likes

John Thaw?

Oops I left them in the freezer

1 Like

Tyson Fury?

No I’m feeling very calm actually.

3 Likes

Janet Street Porter?

No I work in an office these days

6 Likes

Robson Green?

Well yes actually I do feel a bit queasy.

1 Like

William Roache?

No I’ve already rolled the joint

4 Likes

Niki Lauda?

I’m afraid it’s at full volume

9 Likes

Dave Benson Phillips?

No it needs a flathead

8 Likes

Bono

Why not?

2 Likes