Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall?
Sorry not enough space on the hard drive
Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall?
Sorry not enough space on the hard drive
Ruby Wax?
No I’ve just had them syringed
Roald Dahl?
Sorry mate, I’m allergic to pulses
Dawn French?
Oui
Dostoevsky?
More of a snowboarder
Thomas Pynchon?
He should keep his hands to himself, frankly
Ross Noble?
Just a humble peasant milord!
Morrissey?
Sorry I wasn’t looking
Also I’m a racist cunt
Irvine Welsh?
Ah thoat that c*nt wis fae Edinburgh
Hugh Grant?
No I paid for it all myself
(basically just looking at my bookshelves RN)
don’t forget to buy a copy of Transformer signed by me, Morrissey
Hugo Weaving?
Crocheting actually
Robin Cook?
Nah let’s go out
Joan Armatrading!
Sorry arma not buying
Paul Sinha?
No I have lived a virtuous and chaste life
Stephen Hawking?
No, the contents of my suitcase are not for sale
Pete Postlethwaite!
I’thwaited long enough!
Danny DeVito?
No, I agree with this particular motion
Ian Rush?
Yes! Get out of my way!