Donna Tartt?
I prefer a flan
2 Likes
Geoffrey Boycott?
No I’m a scab
2 Likes
Ash Sarkar?
No, look the license plate is different
2 Likes
Jeremy’s Iron?
No, this is yet another Simpsons reference in lieu of actual humour. That and it’s mine
1 Like
Billie Holliday?
No I’ve called in sick.
3 Likes
Bill Nighy?
No, his moment is a ways off
2 Likes
Alec Guinness?
No thanks, I’ll have a third of the imperial stout in a teku glass pls
5 Likes
Paul Whitehouse?
No I’m just a senator
3 Likes
Harrison Ford?
I’m more of a Volkswagen driver myself
2 Likes
Rick Moranis?
Sorry I’m not horny 
1 Like
Kanye West?
Depends where he’s standing, really
2 Likes
Drew Barrymore?
No, I’ve had enough
2 Likes
Bambos Charalambous?
No I’m a junior employee
1 Like
Manuel da Costa?
Prefer Nero actually
1 Like
Katy Hill?
No more of an incline.
1 Like
Umberto Eco?
Eco…Eco…Eco…Eco…
3 Likes
Primo Levi?
You’ll normally find a pair of Wrangler for less money, TBH
2 Likes
Levi Roots?
Mostly Irish if you go back past my grandparents.
2 Likes
Harry Redknapp?
Actually I need a full 8 hours.
Night 
x
3 Likes
Jason Puncheon
No, I used my belt.
2 Likes