Simon Mayo?

Donna Tartt?

I prefer a flan

2 Likes

Geoffrey Boycott?

No I’m a scab

2 Likes

Ash Sarkar?

No, look the license plate is different

2 Likes

Jeremy’s Iron?

No, this is yet another Simpsons reference in lieu of actual humour. That and it’s mine

1 Like

Billie Holliday?

No I’ve called in sick.

3 Likes

Bill Nighy?

No, his moment is a ways off

2 Likes

Alec Guinness?

No thanks, I’ll have a third of the imperial stout in a teku glass pls

5 Likes

Paul Whitehouse?

No I’m just a senator

3 Likes

Harrison Ford?

I’m more of a Volkswagen driver myself

2 Likes

Rick Moranis?

Sorry I’m not horny :grimacing:

1 Like

Kanye West?

Depends where he’s standing, really

2 Likes

Drew Barrymore?

No, I’ve had enough

2 Likes

Bambos Charalambous?

No I’m a junior employee

1 Like

Manuel da Costa?

Prefer Nero actually

1 Like

Katy Hill?

No more of an incline.

1 Like

Umberto Eco?

Eco…Eco…Eco…Eco…

3 Likes

Primo Levi?

You’ll normally find a pair of Wrangler for less money, TBH

2 Likes

Levi Roots?

Mostly Irish if you go back past my grandparents.

2 Likes

Harry Redknapp?

Actually I need a full 8 hours.

Night :slight_smile: x

3 Likes

Jason Puncheon

No, I used my belt.

2 Likes