Simple everyday things that you are properly shit at

I am well shit at shaving, literally have never had a shave and not then felt a hair or five that are still there in a fairly obvious place about an hour or so later.

I am also properly shit at sweeping/mopping a floor. I will spend three times as long manually using floor wipes with my hands rather than get a mop out.

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chopping an onion
blowing up a balloon (literally can’t do it)

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Poppin a wheelie

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Swallowing pills. Physically cannot do it.

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Blowing balloons
Wrapping presents
Making the bed

How about jelly beans?

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Existing

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Stretching a bin bag over the opening of a bin so it’s nice and taut

ironing

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I struggle with this too.

My girlfriend thinks I’m an idiot for it.

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Unpacking after being away for any period of time

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This isn’t a simple task. Literally nobody can iron a shirt.

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Changing the duvet cover
Mopping the floor (just really cba after about 30 seconds)
Folding clothes

Solidarity, brother :fist:

Like, I’ll take a mouthful of water, and then have to get the tablet lined up on my tongue just right, and then swallow it down with all the water.

I’m away so much I keep meaning to create a small, constantly packed suitcase which has a set of toiletries, makeup, hairdryer, brush etc etc so I never actually have to pack and unpack. It’s just always ready for me to pick up and go.

Haven’t used an iron in at least 5 years

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That’s a really good idea

Too lazy to put it into action though…

good point. my apologies.

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