Simple everyday things that you are properly shit at

#1

I am well shit at shaving, literally have never had a shave and not then felt a hair or five that are still there in a fairly obvious place about an hour or so later.

I am also properly shit at sweeping/mopping a floor. I will spend three times as long manually using floor wipes with my hands rather than get a mop out.

#2

chopping an onion
blowing up a balloon (literally can’t do it)

#3

Poppin a wheelie

#4

Swallowing pills. Physically cannot do it.

#5

Blowing balloons
Wrapping presents
Making the bed

#6

How about jelly beans?

#7

Existing

#8

Stretching a bin bag over the opening of a bin so it’s nice and taut

#9

ironing

#10

I struggle with this too.

My girlfriend thinks I’m an idiot for it.

#11

Unpacking after being away for any period of time

#12

This isn’t a simple task. Literally nobody can iron a shirt.

#13

Changing the duvet cover
Mopping the floor (just really cba after about 30 seconds)
Folding clothes

#14

Solidarity, brother :fist:

#15

Cleaning, it literally takes me forever, I have to psyche myself up and get a playlist going just to clean the kitchen ffs

#16

Like, I’ll take a mouthful of water, and then have to get the tablet lined up on my tongue just right, and then swallow it down with all the water.

#17

I’m away so much I keep meaning to create a small, constantly packed suitcase which has a set of toiletries, makeup, hairdryer, brush etc etc so I never actually have to pack and unpack. It’s just always ready for me to pick up and go.

#18

Haven’t used an iron in at least 5 years

#19

That’s a really good idea

#20

Too lazy to put it into action though…