Simple everyday things that you are properly shit at


#1

I am well shit at shaving, literally have never had a shave and not then felt a hair or five that are still there in a fairly obvious place about an hour or so later.

I am also properly shit at sweeping/mopping a floor. I will spend three times as long manually using floor wipes with my hands rather than get a mop out.


#2

chopping an onion
blowing up a balloon (literally can’t do it)


#3

Poppin a wheelie


#4

Swallowing pills. Physically cannot do it.


#5

Blowing balloons
Wrapping presents
Making the bed


#6

How about jelly beans?


#7

Existing


#8

Stretching a bin bag over the opening of a bin so it’s nice and taut


#9

ironing


#10

I struggle with this too.

My girlfriend thinks I’m an idiot for it.


#11

Unpacking after being away for any period of time


#12

This isn’t a simple task. Literally nobody can iron a shirt.


#13

Changing the duvet cover
Mopping the floor (just really cba after about 30 seconds)
Folding clothes


#14

Solidarity, brother :fist:


#15

Cleaning, it literally takes me forever, I have to psyche myself up and get a playlist going just to clean the kitchen ffs


#16

Like, I’ll take a mouthful of water, and then have to get the tablet lined up on my tongue just right, and then swallow it down with all the water.


#17

I’m away so much I keep meaning to create a small, constantly packed suitcase which has a set of toiletries, makeup, hairdryer, brush etc etc so I never actually have to pack and unpack. It’s just always ready for me to pick up and go.


#18

Haven’t used an iron in at least 5 years


#19

That’s a really good idea


#20

Too lazy to put it into action though…