I am well shit at shaving, literally have never had a shave and not then felt a hair or five that are still there in a fairly obvious place about an hour or so later.
I am also properly shit at sweeping/mopping a floor. I will spend three times as long manually using floor wipes with my hands rather than get a mop out.
chopping an onion
blowing up a balloon (literally can’t do it)
Poppin a wheelie
Swallowing pills. Physically cannot do it.
Blowing balloons
Wrapping presents
Making the bed
How about jelly beans?
Existing
Stretching a bin bag over the opening of a bin so it’s nice and taut
ironing
I struggle with this too.
My girlfriend thinks I’m an idiot for it.
Unpacking after being away for any period of time
This isn’t a simple task. Literally nobody can iron a shirt.
Changing the duvet cover
Mopping the floor (just really cba after about 30 seconds)
Folding clothes
Solidarity, brother 
Like, I’ll take a mouthful of water, and then have to get the tablet lined up on my tongue just right, and then swallow it down with all the water.
I’m away so much I keep meaning to create a small, constantly packed suitcase which has a set of toiletries, makeup, hairdryer, brush etc etc so I never actually have to pack and unpack. It’s just always ready for me to pick up and go.
Haven’t used an iron in at least 5 years
That’s a really good idea
Too lazy to put it into action though…
good point. my apologies.