Simple everyday things that you are properly shit at

FAO onion strugglers - you just need to get a sharper knife

I can’t think of anything - I’m a bloody good all rounder while not being significantly good at anything.

Still alive though so checkmate

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You’re really significantly good at brightening all of our days here on community.drownedinsound.com

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Touche.

what a significantly lovely thing to say x

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smee, I thought you were excellent in Creep (as the non-Creep)

I spill drinks all the time

Another one for ironing! My Mum apparently used to drink a half bottle of red every night whilst ironing my Dad’s shirts. She’s very good at ironing. I may adopt this technique.

EDIT: I may have been over exaggerating here, a half bottle of wine and a half bottle of wines worth of shirts EVERY night seems excessive.

How many shirts did your dad wear?

I iron to music rather than booze, and ironing one shirt takes about the length of one track, so about four minutes.

A lot! … I presume.

Probably because she kept spilling red wine on them.

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I’m too impatient for shaving and often cut myself. But once I get to the end of a shave, I think to myself,: it’s not too bad really, I won’t rush so much next time. I always do rush it though.

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FOPPYISH :kissing_closed_eyes:

I’m properly shit at nothing. Just adequate at everything.

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Using a tape dispenser. Ends up a right mess.

Rather just use my teeth…

Would your teeth be sticky enough though?

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On a related note, I’m completely unable to rip gaffa tape.

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Let’s do a tape poll
How do you cut your sticky tape?

  • Scissors
  • Dispenser
  • Teeth

0 voters

Dispenser, always a dispenser. Here is my work one.