Sitzpinkler [Audit]

  • Committed sitzpinkler
  • Occasional sitzpinkler
  • Rare sitzpinkler
  • Never sitzpinkler

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Bit late for the filth thread.

Don’t do it myself but the weird macho narrative behind something as arbitrary as how you piss can really get in the sea forever

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Alright balonz.

That’s more like gartenpinkler though.

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Yes thank you very much! Garden pissing is very much an erect activity.

The board’s most prominent sitzpinkler is @Antpocalypsenow

Thinking of upgrading from occasional to always where facilities and hygiene standards will allow.

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Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Lonzy.

Yes, my name is Tone and I love to sit down to piss.

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I’ve always known it as the more offensive French piss (no idea why - Mr France @xylo?)

does it count if you’re sat down for a shite anyways or are you only asking about independent pinklings

Think it needs to be independent, unless there are people who’d sit for a no. 2 and then stand for a pinkle?!?

That line in the inbetweeners about sitting down for a piss as an occasional treat is possibly the most well observed thing in literally any art form

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Also standing up after certain conditions have been met is an a absolute faff cause you dont know where that goddamn maverick is going to hit

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Is this thread about pissing in the sink

Sit = sit
Pinkle = pee

In the a Balonz household growing up we would have a pinkle pause.