Sleep polls

Drooling
  • Litres of liquid nightly
  • A bit
  • Sometimes
  • Not a drooler

0 voters

Clothing
  • Naked
  • Underwear
  • Underwear and a top
  • Full jimjam outfit
  • The whole sleeping hat and some sort of outfit like in Charles Dickens times
  • Other

0 voters

Sleeping on your back
  • I do this!
  • I don’t do this.

0 voters

Sleeping on your side
  • I do this!
  • I don’t do this.

0 voters

Sleeping on your front
  • I do this!
  • I don’t do this.

0 voters

Dead arms
  • Sometimes I wake up mid-sleep with a dead arm
  • I never wake up with a dead arm

0 voters

Snoring
  • Never
  • Rarely
  • Sometimes
  • Often
  • Always
  • Only when I’m drunk or something
  • Other

0 voters

Alarm
  • Wake up naturally
  • Alarm clock
  • App on my phone with default alarm tones
  • App on my phone with actual music
  • Some sort of luminescent light thing
  • Wallace & Gromit-like contraption
  • Other

0 voters

Ease of falling asleep after getting in bed
  • Asleep by the time my head hits the pillow
  • Takes me a little while to get to sleep
  • Can take quite a while sometimes
  • Depends on what’s going on in my life / head
  • Find it hard to get to sleep, takes a long time
  • Basically an insomniac

0 voters

Lumie, phone and radio

The holy trinity

Average number of hours sleep per night (rounded up)
  • 0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
  • 9
  • 10
  • 11
  • 12
  • 13
  • 14
  • 15
  • 16
  • 17
  • 18
  • 19
  • 20
  • 21
  • 22
  • 23
  • 24
  • 25

0 voters

Pick at scabs/spots in my sleep and wake up with little blots of blood on the bedclothes

  • I do this
  • Nobody else does this aggers you sleep weirdo

0 voters

Where’s the option for a child coming in and shouting “IT’S SEVEN O CLOCK DADDY!” at the top of his voice?

8 Likes
Sides
  • I have a side of the bed
  • I mix it up

0 voters

Sleep pretty easily really. Usually get to bed at 2 or 3 even if I’m working in the morn which is the real kicker.

1 Like
Pillow firmness
  • Basically concrete
  • Firm
  • Firmish
  • Middling
  • Softish
  • Soft
  • No pillow

0 voters

How often do you change your pillow (rounded up)?
  • Every day
  • Every week
  • Every month
  • Every 2 months
  • Every 4 months
  • Every 6 months
  • Every year
  • Every 5 years
  • Every 10 years
  • Only when it is absolutely critical
  • Very inconsistent with this

0 voters

three pillows: one firm, one soft, one thin

How often do you wash your bedsheets (rounded up)?
  • Every day
  • Every week
  • Every 2 weeks
  • Every month
  • Every 2 months
  • Every 4 months
  • Every 6 months
  • Every year
  • Every 5 years
  • Every 10 years
  • Only when it is absolutely critical
  • Very inconsistent with this

0 voters

How many pillows under your head?
  • 0
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4+

0 voters

Fortnightly

2 Likes

Fair enough, edited the poll

1 Like