#23
  • Getting into a bed where the sheets/duvet has been ultra tucked in like in a nice hotel
  • My feet need exposure to air and I will thrash around in your cotton prison until I have it

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#24

Hate this, kick it off out of protest asshole blanket

#25
  • socks on
  • socks off before you get into bed
  • socks off after you get into bed, lob them across the room

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#26

Superking.

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#27

eating in bed:

  • gross all the time
  • snacks
  • breakfast
  • lunch
  • dinner
  • puddings

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#28

Fucking hell, must be crabs everywhere.

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#29

smoking in bed:

  • used to do it, not anymore
  • never did it, gross

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#30

forgot option for still do it. like this post if you smoke in bed

#31

Headboards

  • No headboard
  • Cushioned/fabric headboard
  • Wooden/metal headboard

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#32

yearn for a cushioned headboard

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#33

hate racism

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#34

Last night I actually got up in a rage and ripped the sheets out of the hotel mattress

* pulled at them for ages and almost fell over and got even more wound up

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#35

Life without a cushioned headboard is a hard life

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#36

but we love it

#live4thegrind

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#37

It’s the same feeling as having some earbuds unexpectedly yanked out. 0 to rage in no time.

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#38

Urgh I’m imagining a life where people eat and smoke in bed. :nauseated_face:

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#39

you’re depriving yourself of ultraluxury

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#40

Some people (usually infants) make poopy in their beds

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#41

*crab detritus wedged in your crack

#42

Oh god, this reminds me of that Jason toothbrush (or whatever it was) account you use to have :face_vomiting: