Sliding into celebrity DMs

Exchanged extremely brief messages with The Bug and Mark Fisher, and that has made my life

I think Ireland should have John and Edward as the 2 Rotating Taoiseachs tbf

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i wrote an article about idles not mentioning the general election, i got a lot of shit from idles fans, i got los campesinos tweeting a chunk of my article, and eventually idles tweeted that their fans should vote labour about an hour before polls closed, and then i got loads more shit from idles fans asking me if i was happy now, which i was. worth it

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Got a dodo code from Dan le Sac the other week, sold my turnips on his island. Does that count?

:heart:

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Love the phrase ‘sliding into DMs’. So accurate. It’s sneaky.

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Someone who shall rename nameless slid right up into my DMs after I posted this

What a delight!

Eddie Money (RIP) and Natasha Bedingfield both follow me for some reason.

Might dm some famous people. Tbf every time Owen Jones gets an inexplicable storm of anger for tweeting something absurdly reasonable I consider sending him an “all the best from a weird internet man” message

Maybe Natasha is a Private Investigator in her spare time? Are you currently going through a litigious divorce?

@anon67149139?

Can neither confirm nor deny

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A French Princess follows me on Twitter.

The French Princess of Bel Air?

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Must be a scammer, all the real ones had very severe haircuts back in the day

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She’s actually not, blue tick and everything!

I’ve had communications with random well-known electronic/experimental musicians, all seem nice.

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Probably the most interesting one.

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GUYS OH MY FUCKING GOD

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