Slime


#1

What’s the deal with teens and slime? In fact, what the fuck is slime full stop?


#2

#3

I presume this is the moment I finally give in and admit to being out of touch


#4


#5

Why do I get the feeling that people are wanking to this.


#6

cool


#7

big fan of 13 year olds talking about ‘stress’ - if only they knew


#8

Slime make me think of gunge which in turn made me reminisce about ‘Get Your Own Back’


#9

Remember pink slime?

And poor Jamie Oliver (though this isn’t technically pink slime)


#10

I thought at least one of the kids would have been put off…


#11

I know! I haven’t watched the clip but is this the one where Jamie cries?


#12

Nope he just runs through the process of making chicken nuggets (all the skin, bones etc in a blender) then he asks at the end ‘who would still eat this?’ And they all raised their hands…


#13

Ah… Google tells me that it was when he went to America and wept for the children there. He’s a bit of a simplistic doofus but he’s well-meaning enough, and so for that reason I’ll not post his tears.


#14

He took turkey twizzlers off the menu - he’s alright by me :smile:


#15

Be more specific, he’s always crying. The prick.


#16

Ahh yes 13 is such a peaceful, relaxing age, no puberty anxiety or high school hell or anything even remotely stressful


#17

Slime beneath me, slime up above


#18

People post videos of slime being poked about because it’s apparently soothing. Who am I to judge?


#19

Nothing else against it, but can’t help thinking it’s pretty unhygienic.

I definitely wouldn’t go about putting my fists into anyone else’s slime.


#20

If you’re gonna slime, then slime in the dumper :australia: