Sounds like you’ve had a run-in with the Downham Market chapter of the Red Hat Society as well.
Fen Behaving Badly
The River Birds
What are we doing
Don’t know. Maybe a toilet mechanism type thing. Sluices, flushes maybe?
I’ll say Cistern-ing Of The Shrew if that fits with what’s going on.
Ditchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
No More Lock keys
Homes Under The Dammer
I’m Canal-an Partridge