Small / Cheap Thrills

no one trying to make small talk with you in the queue outside the supermarket.

the other day, the person in front of me tried to spark up a conversation about how the gutters we were standing near were a ‘marvel of engineering’.

fuck man.

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Traffic lights go green. And when the stop/go man turns to go as you approach.

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Eating two thirds of a bar of chocolate (or similar), getting interrupted, and then remembering you’ve got a third of a bar of chocolate (or similar) left

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Pressing the button for a crossing but nothing’s coming so you cross anyway then a car comes and has to stop for nothing.

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rogue onion ring in your burger king bag even though you didn’t order any

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Winning an argument in work.

really fucking awkward tbh. just puffed my cheeks, said ‘yeah, they are’, and put my hands in my pockets.

Going for a cheeky pint after work

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Good, but does remind me of when we ordered Indian once and there were three unordered extra containers in the bag, got really excited and then it turned out to be three plain rices.

peeling an orange in one go

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see also: forgot you’ve made a brew, come back to it at perfect drinking temp

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Knocking something over and catching it before it lands.

Particularly satisfying if it’s when opening a fridge or cupboard door so it’s not your fault the thing is falling

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Sorry @jamos

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Hitting an exact pound amount on a supermarket shop

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Crunching the ice on a puddle
Swishing your feet through leaves

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catching people making the same comment twice and saying something like le catch before it landsnoi

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Making a glass of squash and finishing the bottle while pouring the exact right amount in your glass

Watching toddlers chase pigeons

Learning more about the Welsh Republican Tricolour
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’ The group, some of whom had previously been members of the Labour Party aimed to build a base in industrial south east Wales by focusing on socialism and republicanism rather than on rural affairs, pacifism and the Welsh language.’ HOOK IT UP TO ME VEINS

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Good first touch on a football that’s dropped from a great height

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