Small things that always amuse you

Let’s lighten the mood a wee bit.

When someone misspells ‘queue’ as ‘que’. Makes me think of a confused Spaniard.

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Toby Young’s penis

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Any phrase that could be used as euphemism for genitals or sexual intercouse.

Knocking on the kitchen window when the dog is having a poo in the garden and seeing her turn around and look at me

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That flute playing the film intro.

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o no

It’s the best. Never fails.

Ok don’t blame me if you’re still up at 4am crying to these, but allow me to present Shittyflute:

For example:

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Raw, whole food on the floor outside somewhere.

Sprout in the gutter. Cabbage in the sea. Whole cucumber on the pavement.

Not sure why it tickles me so much.

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o no

You have no idea how very happy I am with this. Like cheeks hurting happy.

It’s absolutely remarkable

This is a good one

Kind of similar - birds flying off with reasonably intact food items in their beaks. Pasties, sandwiches, etc.

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That video of Sepp Blatter falling over.

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When I went to the zoo a couple of months ago, there was a group of young mums with kids in pushchairs. These two magpies landed in front of one of them and started hopping around.

With them all distracted, a third magpie stole an entire pack of cheesestraws from round the back and then they all fucked off into a field

Laughed like a drain at the time, and kept chuckling about it all afternoon

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Jurassic Park melodica.

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Something happening to a person in public and them taking it badly, being completely unable to laugh it off. Nothing heavy. A wee stumble over a kerb or something.

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