Small things you are enjoying (the short arm's length thread)

anon5266188 · 2017-11-28T14:13:53.377Z

JME’s ongoing beef with printers:

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Jme (JmeBBK)

Fuck printers

5:45 PM - 11 Nov 2016 490 210

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Jme (JmeBBK)

If you have a printer in your house. Look at it. You will realise. Just look at it. Now.

3:19 PM - 27 Nov 2017 790 88

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Jme (JmeBBK)

I hate printers. They're stuck in the past. They're ugly, noisey, rarely need them anymore and when you do, you remember, they're shit.

8:58 AM - 9 Dec 2014 270 120

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Jme (JmeBBK)

Fam. Certi, printers are shit. Anyone wanna rep them and scuff, meet me in the printer aisle, staples, Tottenham Hale.

3:19 PM - 27 Nov 2017 670 90

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Jme (JmeBBK)

Im going to buy another printer. If I see these same DEAD PRINTERS on the shelf I’m going to get arrested. twitter.com/jmebbk/status/…

3:15 PM - 27 Nov 2017 630 30

And it’s pleasant outcome just moments ago:

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Jme (JmeBBK)

Printer works perfectly. Wireless. Zero set up except pressing one WPS button. Works from my phone and Mac with one button. And prints both sides of the paper.

2:02 PM - 28 Nov 2017 390 18

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Jme (JmeBBK)

Fam. I just went to my notepad. Chose a random lyric, hit print, it printed a page, then DRAPSED IT BACK IN, I panicked.

2:03 PM - 28 Nov 2017 270 22

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Jme (JmeBBK)

I thought the printer was going crazy, I was Slinky and the printer was Woody holding Buzz Lightyears arm.

2:05 PM - 28 Nov 2017 370 41

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Jme (JmeBBK)

But then it printed on the other side. And gave it back to me. Horrific ordeal at first but a pleasant surprise. Like when Sid’s toys ambush Buzz only to fix his arm.

2:06 PM - 28 Nov 2017 730 49

Kallgeese · 2017-11-28T14:16:42.146Z

Very much enjoying you retweeting these Tone. Great series of tweets.