Smalt

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smalt

#1

FINALLY i can use an app to season my food

what a time to be alive


#2

This is a piss take, right? Am I being really stupid?


#3

pmepper


#4

pepper grindr


#5

v. good.


#6

A bit disappointed that you have to actually shake out the salt yourself. I was hoping that it would spray some out in the vague direction of your plate.


#7

someone is being really stupid anyway

just think of all the dinner parties you could have where you all sit around and talk about how you need an app to put salt on your dinner! tremendous bants. and it’s got a light!!1!


#8

Has to be.


#9

like this, but salt


#10

The little one’s like I’M HIT MAN DOWN


#11

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#13

only $1190 for ten smalts

I could give one to each person at the dinner party


#14

it’s worth watching that until the end


#15

Lousy smalts weather.


#16

It doesn’t even grind the salt.


#17

got a mood light though


#18

I love how the alexa connection is sold as a helping hand in the kitchen. I’ve lost count of the number of meals I’ve ruined because I’ve not had the time to get half a teaspoon of salt.

As if you measure out the salt needed for a meal anyway.


#19

not interested in tracking your sodium intake with a graph then


#20

I didn’t say that.

But the app will only track what that lamp has dispensed. It won’t know what else you’ve eaten or how much of the dispensed salt made it onto your plate and in your gob. Loads easier to just track it yourself if you’re that bothered.