SMEE LORE

  • Sprinter van
  • Is either meths or meths brother
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Humiliated Earl Scruggs

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Has a personalised numberplate

Can’t cook chorizo

Didn’t make a really good joke about how in the past you’d feel good about having a stash of drugs but now you feel that way about toilet paper

Lovely bloke. Really, really top bloke.

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Banjo

Questionable user of (van) indicators

Good hair

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*Great hair

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Half of a comedy workshop

and a packet of Salt & Vinegar

or possibly the entire comedy workshop

I… is this scary? I don’t know what this is. I hope you don’t know more about me than me

Got rolled over trying to get some puff

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Probably snapped a banjo string or two in his day

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Unsure of the veracity of claims dogs can play piano

nice smile
meths dad

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There’s a third Smee. A sister. A She-smee if you will.

Doesn’t post though so doesn’t exist.