- Sprinter van
- Is either meths or meths brother
Humiliated Earl Scruggs
Has a personalised numberplate
Can’t cook chorizo
Didn’t make a really good joke about how in the past you’d feel good about having a stash of drugs but now you feel that way about toilet paper
Lovely bloke. Really, really top bloke.
Questionable user of (van) indicators
Half of a comedy workshop
and a packet of Salt & Vinegar
or possibly the entire comedy workshop
I… is this scary? I don’t know what this is. I hope you don’t know more about me than me
Got rolled over trying to get some puff
Probably snapped a banjo string or two in his day
Unsure of the veracity of claims dogs can play piano
There’s a third Smee. A sister. A She-smee if you will.
Doesn’t post though so doesn’t exist.