Cheese and onion crisps
(smells bad to humans, tastes good to dogs)
Brussel sprouts. Smell like farts, taste like joy.
Sam Smiths Taddy Lager has a true fart aroma. Tastes OK.
Ready salted crisps
Precooked chicken for sandwiches
Bernard Matthew’s turkey ham
I liked this for liking the smell of lapsang. I was never invited to watch Buffy at your friends.
smells like creosote
which actually smells good
this thread is a sham
oh hang on, creosote doesn’t taste good
Wait hang on which of the threads am I in
really fancy some lapsang now. does this justify a trip to the supermarket for “essentials”?