Smelly Heights


#1

What is the smelliest you have ever been and what was the specific area?

Humming gens?
Shit caked arse (inner)cheeks?
Behind the ear funk?

Please hurry.


#2

^cock in hand


#3

Was it your cock or your hand that really stunk?


#4

yes


#5

Probably right now


#6

I’m kicking up an unruly pong from my pits right now. think i need to boil my shirt.


#7

make sure you create a vortex in the water


#8

What would happen if you boiled a shit? Like a firm one. Would it just become softer and softer until it broke up or might it harden. Can someone please test?


#9

I’ll apply some vinegar too


#10

um, are you talking about reaching the boiling temperature of the shirt material or boiling it in water?


#11

oxters after reading festival circa 2003

lots of sweaty dancing, very little washing


#12

SHIT not SHIRT


#13

I’m not boiling a shit, old boy. that’s just not my M.O.


#14

I’ve heard that Lisa Stansfield might be up for volunteering.


#15

brilliant